As I Walk Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear no Evil....

[Kollega]

As I walk through the shadow of the valley of death, I shall fear no evil because on the left i have Ratchet and on the right Chuck Norris,and we have most powerful guns in the whole goddamn universe.

Try to beat that.

 

[CIA]

Its part of an offspring song, but I'm pretty sure the original was in the bible...

damn christians, ripping off modern rock.

I know, right? It's like, make up your own stuff.

 

[FightThePower]

You know when I read this I immediately thought of Left 4 Dead 2, as Coach says it in response to Ellis saying "Alright, Coach. Got anything inspirational to say as we enter the swamps?"

And that's my entire contribution to this thread...

 

[inhuMANATEE]

I have seen many variations of this Psalm. My favorite one is from Jarhead when Jamie Fox says, "As I walk through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil: FOR I AM THE BADDEST MOTHAFUCKA IN THE GODDAMN VALLEY!!!"

I was just wondering if anyone else had any other good ones.

That's a good one, i was just watching that movie the other day but i like this one from Men of Honor:
The only difference between me and that old preacher is that he worked for God, and I *am* God!

 

[IcyEvils]

There's a pic of a cat in front of a line of alsatians with that caption in school

 

[Grubnar]

Actually I think it was General Patton that first made that quote famous. He said something along the lines of being the toughest bastard in the valley.

Nah, i think it it orginates from the bible, and used occasionally in military matters- e.g, it crops up in one of Tennyson's famous poems about the charge of the light brigade.

No. I meant that I think Patton was the first to ad to the quote and make it famous.

Like this: "Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil, BECAUSE I KNOW IM THE TOUGHEST BASTARD IN THE VALLEY!"

I know that the first part comes from the bible or somesuch, bur seriosly, nobody ever actually reads that.

 

[Monshroud]

It's from the Bible - Psalm 23:4

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Is it odd that I read that in Liam Neeson's voice?

Nope, Liam has got a great voice. Now if you read that in the voice of Ronald McDonald then we may need to give you a coat that allows you to hug yourself all day.

 

[Jedamethis]

I like the Weird Al version myself,

"As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at me wife and realize she's very plain!"

I never noticed that was where it was from....But *high five* for Weird Al

 

[Sky Captanio]

Some American pilot was asked to report his altitude and he answered: "Though I fly through the valley of death i shall fear no evil. For I am at 60'000 feet and rising." A lot more original than just saying 60'00 feet.

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

the shadow of the valley of death.... isn't that where Chuck Norris' flying volcano summer house is?

 

[Mondo_Generator]

As my feet walk from the ashes of Katarr, I shall not fear, for in fear, lies death.

Man I love KotOR.

 

[GruntOwner]

"... For I have a full clip and an itchy trigger finger"
"... For I am fear incarnate"

As for Tennyson, can we go one thread relating to poetry/the bible/the military WITHOUT that painful excuse for a poem being puked upon us?

 

[The_ModeRazor]

For there is no good and evil, just choices and consequences.
And I can't be bothered anyway, I'm too distracted by... well practically anything.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of LA, the footsteps that were next to me have gone their seperate ways..."

The River, by Good Charlotte. Kickass song and quite a few references to religion in there, probably harking to the religous background of the actual pslm...

I love that song.

As I walk through the Valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I have a torch.

Geddit, geddit? Shadow, torch? wink wink, nudge nidge! Hahahaha!

Lame

 

[Pimppeter2]

That's a motto for the Us Navy SEALS!

 

[derek.trowell]

"Though I fly through the Valley of Death... I shall fear no evil. For I am at 80,000 feet and climbing."
- At the entrance to the old SR-71 operating base Kadena, Okinawa

 

[Pariah87]

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil...for I am the meanest ************ in the valley, and I carry a big stick! - LL Cool J, Deep Blue Sea.

Someone already said it kinda but I felt the need to give the quote its proper justice.

 

[quiet_samurai]

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life
And realize there's nothing left.
'Cause I've been blasting and laughing so long
That even my momma thinks that my mind has gone.

Gangsta's Paradise Anyone? Coolio? No?

But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it.
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of.
You betta watch how ya talking
And where ya walking
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk.

Hell yeah, that's what instantly came to my mind

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Its part of an offspring song, but I'm pretty sure the original was in the bible...

damn christians, ripping off modern rock.

Christianity, ripping stuff off before it existed.

Man, we are good!

On Topic: I would have to say that flying one I just read in this thread. I have heard that one (Here) and it's good.