Ask a celebrity a question.

[Standby]

Timothy Burton why are all your movies great masterpieces?

You've seen Planet of the Apes, right?

 

[Lisolet]

Mr. Bieber, what's it like to know that you will soon fade from the spotlight and become another long forgotten teen celeb who will be replaced by yet another teen idol?

Mr. Pattinson, same question.

And Bieber could reply: "Actually, it feels pretty great to know that a year or so of crazy fame and internet hate will likely lead me to a lifetime of fortune. As long as I handle all this money I'm making well I'll never have to work another day in my life unless I want to."

That sounds like something out of Dinosaur Comics. And in the last panel T-Rex would say:
"That's not really the kind of answer I wanted, Justin Bieber!"

Gotta keep this going I guess. So Bieber's next response is "Well, if you weren't prepared for all conceivable answers, why'd you ask?" Or maybe "So how much does a T-Rex cost and do you take out-of-state checks? You'd look pretty cute in my back yard."

 

[Amphoteric]

I would ask God why he is such a dick.

 

[smudgey]

Gemma Atkinson: Will you marry me?
Executives of the Fox network: Why the fuck do you cancel successful shows?
Gemma Atkinson: Why won't you marry me?
George Lucas: How did you fuck up Star Wars so badly?
Gemma Atkinson: Would you kindly get into the boot of my car?
Shigeru Miyamoto: Why are we still rescuing the same bloody princesses?
Gemma Atkinson: Why won't you stop complaining about how dark my basement is?

 

[AWDMANOUT]

"George Lucas, could you give me the rights to your franchise? I have some neat ideas. :] "

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Justin Bieber: You do know your glory is temporary, right?
Robert Pattinson: You, sir, deserve a medal for playing in these horrible movies, even though you admitted you hated the Twilight mythos (especially the character he plays).

God: Dear sir, could you please tell your "most devoted" fans to shut the fuck up?

 

[CobraX]

Yo Da Vinci WHATZ UP?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Dane Cook:
"Do people actually find you funny?"

 

[Thedayrecker]

Brad Pitt

"I want you to hit me as hard as you can.... please?"

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Johnathon Depp why are you so awesome?
Timothy Burton why are all your movies great masterpieces?

These are sarcastic, right?

I'd just ask John Lennon how he feels about his legacy and global impact.

Not at all.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

George Carlin: "Do you s'pose I could get your public endorsement? People seem to think that cynical, bitter people aren't funny unless they're on-stage. Maybe you could help me with that."

 

[Corpse XxX]

"Paris Hilton, why the fuck do you need a TV show to find friends?"

With her level of intelligence and attitude, television and money is needed to get her some "real" friends..

actually, i dont think she is looking for a friend, but more of a human pet to drag around since everybody else has these tiny little "purse" dogs nowadays..

 

[Tajomaru]

Mohammed: "Can I take a picture of you?"

 

[shogunblade]

Gene Siskel, What do YOU think about 3-D?

 

[monstersquad]

Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Why am I so damned attracted to you? Seriously, it's getting bad.