Ask a Midget

[pwnzerstick]

Must... Not.. ask... question...about... crowded...elevastor... smell.

 

[Oliver Pink]

Well, in the event that you return to this thread - my only question is, why did you make it? Was it out of a genuine desire to answer people's inquiries? Was it a way of seeking attention? Or was it simply a response to boredom, and a productive way to pass the time?

 

[Merkavar]

Do you have a short temper?

If you do, you need to calm down, life is too short to be angry all the time.


Captcha: eaxperyb flow

 

[ydkwidrmw]

why did you start this thread? just curious.

 

[Feste the Jester]

What is the capital of Uzbekistan?

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Do you play as Dwarfs in RPGs whenever that class is available?

Are hugs ever awkward?

 

[Fuselage]

Can you fly?

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

Do you feel like you're smaller than everyone else, or does it feel like everyone is just taller than you? Hope that makes sense. I mean like, when you walk into a supermarket and the shelves loom high up, are you like "blimey, I'm short" or "blimey, they're high up"? It would be interested to hear your answer on this. ^_^

 

[similar.squirrel]

Are your parents of a similar stature, or are they both carriers if a recessive gene? Also, do you read much? If so, what kind of books do you read?

 

[coldshadow]

Do little people refer to non-little people as "normies"?

I think only zombies do that.

 

[MintyNinja]

Do little people refer to non-little people as "normies"?

I think only zombies do that.

Thought they referred to us as food.

OT: You already answered my question. So... how was your day?

 

[Lang901]

Are you a grown person under 4'10? (Which is considered a disability in my state) Or do you have some form of dwarfism? If so what kind?
My roommate in college had achondroplasia.

Both. achondroplaisa

Have you ever considered as you have achondroplaisa donating your body to science at death? For the purpose of looking into achondroplaisa more or for Archaeological/Anthropology teaching purposes.

kind of. i have not thought about it alot.

 

[Lang901]

Are your parents of a similar stature, or are they both carriers if a recessive gene? Also, do you read much? If so, what kind of books do you read?

it is actually dominant. and it was a mutation. my parents are regular height.

 

[Lang901]

Do little people refer to non-little people as "normies"?

I think only zombies do that.

Thought they referred to us as food.

OT: You already answered my question. So... how was your day?

my day was good.
As Averages, TP, APs.

 

[Lang901]

do midgets have souls?

its like the top search on google. Figured i'd ask the real deal, sorry if this offends you.

yes.

 

[Lang901]

are you a wizard?

no but i wish.

 

[Lang901]

Well, in the event that you return to this thread - my only question is, why did you make it? Was it out of a genuine desire to answer people's inquiries? Was it a way of seeking attention? Or was it simply a response to boredom, and a productive way to pass the time?

Mostly all of those. i felt like educating people with out the awkwardness of asking in person. also people are always wondering and i was wondering how successful this thread could be.

 

[Lang901]

This has probably been answered before but I'll ask anyway, do you have that weird waddle walk that other midgets have?

Yes. i dont notice it but people say i do.

 

[Lang901]

does your small size give you laser beams? If not do you watch normal porn or midget porn?

No and normal.

 

[Lang901]

What is the capital of Uzbekistan?

Tashkent