Ask a Midget

[Lang901]

Do you play as Dwarfs in RPGs whenever that class is available?

Are hugs ever awkward?

nope
no.

 

[Lang901]

Do you feel like you're smaller than everyone else, or does it feel like everyone is just taller than you? Hope that makes sense. I mean like, when you walk into a supermarket and the shelves loom high up, are you like "blimey, I'm short" or "blimey, they're high up"? It would be interested to hear your answer on this. ^_^

More that's high. not really "im short."

 

[Lang901]

Do you have a short temper?

If you do, you need to calm down, life is too short to be angry all the time.


Captcha: eaxperyb flow

i see what you did there.
but no

 

[Lang901]

What's your opinion of the sport known as dwarf tossing? do you find that offensive, or funny, or just don't care?

Also, how do you feel if strangers give you a hand or something or people automatically make adjustments to things for you? do you find that annoying because it implies that they think you're somehow less capable than they are, or do you find it helpful, or do you just shrug it off as mere politeness?

Are you a fan of Peter Dinklage?

im taller than him so yes.

Agreed. Peter Dinklage looks badass most of the time.

i dont care what other LP's do.
Sometimes it is awkward but not all the time.

 

[Lang901]

If you could change you height, would you?

I'm fairly short, and I would detest being tall.

i don't know. it seems kind of weird up at six feet.

 

[Lang901]

Can I ask you a... "Mechanical" question, in regards to your love life? Yes? Here it goes:

What kind of ring do you get a 1st-year anniversary? I'm just wondering, because my girlfriend like rings, and our first year is coming up...

um, platinum. or diamond

 

[Lang901]

Ask me any thing you want to ask a midget?

This has nothing to do with your height since I ask this to everyone out of curiosity.

What religion do you follow? Christianity? Atheism? Buddhism? Other?

i don't really care for religion.

 

[Lang901]

Where do you buy your clothes and small sized suits and what not?

Regular places and have them altered

Good sir, you are awesome.

If you tell me you also have a decently sized afro (and maybe a mustache or beard, or both, but not necessary), I shall proceed to name you my new deity of preference.

...Don't ask, I just think midgets are awesome.


Not really a question though, more like a series of statements... so... If you were to star in an action movie, would you rather be the hero or villain?

your in luck i do have an afro. it use to be blonde. Hero, i dont know why.

 

[Lang901]

As a non midget short person, (5'4") i feel that I get some disrespect due to my height.
Do you feel that as a midget that you get more respect, because people are sympathetic of the disorder, or less, because your shorter than some one is simply short?

probably more because no one wants to offend me.

 

[Lang901]

Waffles or pancakes?

Waffles

 

[Lang901]

About what percent of your "little" friends are actually offended by the term "midget?"
Do they prefer more "politically correct" terms like "dwarf" or "little person?"

I never got there consensus on this issue, so i don't konw. i think to each there own.

 

[Lang901]

When you're walking along the street, would you prefer that people indulge their curiosity by looking at you or that they make an effort to not stare?

Because whenever I see someone with a physical abnormality my thoughts always go along the lines of, "Oh hey look at that... oh shit I shouldn't stare, that's rude. He probably gets stared at all time and absolutely hates it. Quick look away, ignore him... wait, that's rude too... oh crap what do I do?!"

i don't mind when people stare because their just curious about my condition.

 

[Lang901]

What games you into? Also any sports or hobbies that you enjoy/ do better in due to you build?

im not really the sporty person so i dont do a lot of sports.
i do play the cello, i dont know if that counts.

Do you play a smaller cello, like a 1/2 or 3/4?
Are you in any specific music group, like your school's orchestra?

Also, how much can you bench?

3/4 size at school.
80 Lbs

 

[Lang901]

Whats your prefered genre(s) of gaming (ie: FPS, RPG etc)?

Third person shooter and Real time strategy like red alert 3

 

[Lang901]

Whats your opinion of Mini-Me? the character not the actor.
and
are you using a computer or laptop to browse the web?
finally
(this might be weird BUT) how do you walk the midgets i have seen sort of waddle than stride, or have i just been staying in my room to much?

never seen the movie so no opinion
Computer
Waddle step.

 

[Lang901]

Do you socialise with other midgets? (as in more than just a single friend, as in a congrigation or club) Who is the most talented midget you know?

yep Called the Little People of America National Convention.

 

[Lang901]

Into anime? Which ones? What music do you like? (besides the sound of your own cello ~_^), and how do you (if you ever) take advantage of being a midget?

Darker than Black
FMA
GirlTalk http://lmgtfy.com/?q=GirlTalk
Free stuff

 

[Lang901]

Can i have a hug?
And, what is the terrain like where you live?

your a creeper. and mostly flat.

 

[Merkavar]

Do you have a short temper?

If you do, you need to calm down, life is too short to be angry all the time.


Captcha: eaxperyb flow

i see what you did there.
but no

yeah im sorry, i couldnt help it.

 

[TheRealCJ]

Can I ask you a... "Mechanical" question, in regards to your love life? Yes? Here it goes:

What kind of ring do you get a 1st-year anniversary? I'm just wondering, because my girlfriend like rings, and our first year is coming up...

um, platinum. or diamond

Well jeez, I don't love her THAT much.