ask a question, get a stupid answer.

[ddon]

The rule to this game is simple, answer a question in the worst way possible but still having abit of relevance to the question and then ask your own question. It can be question you know the answer to already, like mine.

Lets start. Why are apples red?

 

[DuplicateValue]

'Cos you touch yourself at night.

Why can't turtles fly?

 

[DuplicateValue]

'Cos you touch yourself at night. [small]It turns me on.[/small]

How did you know that I touch myself at night?

 

[DuplicateValue]

It's hardly a circle with just the two of us.

Should we invite some people and make a day of it?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

You've practiced enough for it

Did I do that right?

 

[DuplicateValue]

We might need to take a few breaks, but I reckon we'll manage.

Is there a wrong way to do it?

Do you think the middle of a roundabout is a suitable place for it?

 

[Randoms]

No, but how about a pedestrian refuge?

Hasn't this thread already been done in Stupid Question, Stupid Answer?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

As long as you keep it in the fridge, otherwise it'll spoil

This is fun, yes?

 

[oppp7]

ONLY BACKWARDS.

How many books exist?

 

[Randoms]

None, according to my library.

Has this thread derailed... ALREADY?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

It cannie be derailed if it lacked rails to begin with

Are you Luke's Father?