Ask me anything pt.2

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How do you travel faster than light?
How do you escape a black hole?
Where the hell is my pasghetti?

By raising the speed of light

With a flash light, some rope and help from Macguyver

In your lapte

 

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If someone makes a car that can travel at light speed, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

They explode. That's what happens when you break physics!

 

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Snip

Quoted so you don't look it over-

1# What makes the red man red?

2# Who was Jack the Ripper?

3# What are you selling, refer, crack, smack, horse, ex, shrooms, dust, meth, in my neighborhood?!?

Cochineal

The Doctor

No.... ¬ ¬

 

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Vivacious and vociferous revelry in the front seat, reclining in langorous solitude the back seat. Tell me kind sage, which seat can I take?

Is it friday? If so, verily do taketh the seat farthest from the front

 

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What do you think of Australias political climate?

Too stringent and conservative. Whats shows the lack of faith people have in the politics over there is the compulsory voting in place.

 

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Why is the moon?

Because we all need something to look at and go 'hoooooooowwl!'

 

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How do magnets work? and should I hit myself in the face with my pillow?

An alignment of electrons in a material creates a magnetic field around the whole object itself.

and yes, sure. Knock yourself out.

 

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Do you mean: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" ?

My question.

Can you please list a couple of explanations as to why exactly people (including me) don't enjoy Bethesda games like Fallout 3/NV and Oblivion? I can't explain it, but I just don't like them. Perhaps you could suggest some flaws?

Sorry, this question is too far over my head. Fallout3, Oblivion and even New Vegas are still on my 'to play' list.

 

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You shall go on Omegle and hope that she does too and that you will have a romantic moment of realization.
I was dating a girl from Newcastle (about 5 hours from me) once and saw her once every 5 or 6 weeks which sucked

Aww man, that woulda been sweet. Instead I lurked on b... sigh.
And that would be hard, all my girlfriends have lived within walking distance of me, makes things a lot easier. I've known a couple of people do long distance but it seems hard to get right.

New questions!
How long you been going with your current and why the hell did you get up at 7am to answer questions here?

About 2 months, and I woke up and saw emails.

 

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is human language necessary for consciousness?

NO. Animals are selfconscious.

 

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Who ya gonna call?

Chuck Norris?

 

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Would you allow yourself to be caught flashing, in a public place, in front of elderly people, if I promised you 100.000? ?

I wonder how many would have a stroke?

 

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Are you still diplomat of Elbonia?

Spoiler

Spoiler

i'm amazed no one else wanted the job!

 

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SNIP

What is your views on drunkeness.

Usually blurry and spinning.

 

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I come crashing through your ceiling and ask you for a bed for the night. What would your reaction be?

Probably cack myself, and let you get a bed if you change mine first.

 

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Who do you think is the hottest person in the world?
Why are you doing this?
Are you theist or atheist?

Griffon Ramsey
Entertainment Purposes
Agnostic

 

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Why is my computer with 4 GB RAM and an Intel Core i3 @ 2.27GHz unable to host a server without crashing?

Upgrade the bandwidth?

 

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Okay, yes I know I've done one of these before, but that was over 3 months ago and since then a lot of stuff about me has changed. Also, where as last time I did it because I was overly happy, this time it's main objective is to cheer me up.

Same rules as before, Ask me anything, I'll answer truthfully to the best of my knowledge.

If I don't answer your question I am deeply sorry.

What can change the nature of a man?

I sense Planescape! Nicely done, good sir.

Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, but hot dog buns only come in packs of 8?

The same reason you only ever lose one sock

What is the reason you only ever lose one sock?

(No fair roundabout answers on this, I'm trying to stump ya!~)

Because Life is unfair.

In that case, why is it unfair? Why can't it be fair?

Also, is Shakespeare really as bad as Dead or Alive when it comes to sexual content? (This question is optional. It's more just a bit of a confirmation of an argument given on another thread and I want to see what an intelligent, question answering fellow like yourself thinks.)

Life is unfair because of the failures in the systems in which we live in and the societies we live in. Failures of these leaves us all, albeit slightly, disadvantaged in life and we end up becoming more pessimistic and negative.

Shakespeare is regarded as art, pure and classical. Any contempry piece with as much sex and violence is regarded as barbaric, masculine, humanistic and base form of entertainment. Subjective view of the critics makes us believe one is better than the other, when they are both as degrading as each other.

 

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Do you love me? *puppydog eyes*

 

[EternalFacepalm]

Why is my computer with 4 GB RAM and an Intel Core i3 @ 2.27GHz unable to host a server without crashing?

Upgrade the bandwidth?

The server doesn't crash, the computer does. Without anything else taking too much memory.