Ask Me anything

[arc101]

Why does it burn when I pee?

You toilets on fire

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

If I have two thousand apples and 26 oranges, how many more apples than kewis do I have if the amount of kewis I have is 2pieO with O being the amount of oranges?

Also, how much of a life do I have? I mean I have 2000 apples.

 

[Pyromaniak3]

Obama... Go.

 

[arc101]

What causes the Pioneer Anomaly [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_anomaly]?
(You'll have to do a bit of research to turn this one into a joke, mate

Oh thats just a fluctuation in the gravitational pull of planets that although explained by quantum physics makes regular physics cry and hide in a corner.

 

[arc101]

When is episode 3 coming out?

When you stop lookng for it. I honestly dont know, but look on the Valve website.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

Tell me something about you that nobody but your closest friends know...

... and tell it to me... in song!

hmmm...

I was once afraid
I was pertrified
That time i caught my brother
Stadning in lthe light

With his fella in his hand
And his girlfriend on his lap
I could have cried
And my soul died!

I walked out the door
Fell to floor
The time i saw my borther having sex with that whore

I was only 12 years old
and the truth be told
I was so freaked
So very freaked

I will survive'

You, my friend, are made of win...

 

[Ohhi]

Are the drugs better In Europe or is that just a common misconception.

 

[Artina89]

Will Dogbert take over the world?

 

[Sassafrass]

Why does it burn when I pee?

Because you asked me to mix fire breathing into things. Surely you couldn't forget that night, man.

OT: Is this selection of songs as awesome as I know it is? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab6lr2b66Ig&playnext=1&list=PLFFD6C47CD3D554ED]

EDIT: Wrong fucking mix of music. ¬¬

 

[arc101]

If I have two thousand apples and 26 oranges, how many more apples than kewis do I have if the amound of kewis I have is 2pieO with O being the amount of oranges?

Also, how much of a life do I have? I mean I have 2000 apples.

Oh come its 23:16! Maths at this hour!

2pi26 = 52pi
2000/52pi = 12.2427

 

[arc101]

Obama... Go.

Democracy

 

[MercurySteam]

Okay, I'll bite.

Does my avatar really paint me as a sadistic freak? Cause you, I'd be good to get a heads up.

I see what you did there. Isnt that from Hellsing? It seems a tad familiar.

I'm really down with the vampire puns this week. Yesh it's from Hellsing Ultimate episode 4, newly dubbed and a geat episode.

Its very cool. Less sadistic more kinky. Nah, tbh it gives the impression of a gritty film/show loving person who thinks it looks cool. Which it does actually. Also, you appear to like a woman in distress... I'm glad Freud is dead

Thanks for the compliment. I've got a slew of homemade Hellsing .gifs and probably more on the way.

 

[IBlackKiteI]

Why does it burn when I pee?

You toilets on fire

HA!

When is episode 3 coming out?

This ^ as well as...

What is the meaning of life?

How many doughnuts can you eat before exploding?

And what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[arc101]

Are the drugs better In Europe or is that just a common misconception.

According to my Dutch friend, Yes. In Holland it is only allowed to be sold pure. Cannabis i mean. I have no idea about any other. I have not tried any illegal substances.

 

[arc101]

Do you like cheesecake? Or cats?

BOTH!

 

[arc101]

Do you know Swollen Goat's posting pattern?

I'm surprised, i do not.

 

[arc101]

Without a calculator, or looking it up, tell me the square root of 2!

OR

Tell me when the sequel to DNF will come out.

1.47

 

[gigastar]

Whats your favorite TvTrope [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePage]?

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Do you like cheesecake? Or cats?

BOTH!

Alright, as an Englishman, what are your views on Scotland?

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

1.47

No, but close. It is 1.41427...