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Vanguard_Ex

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Mar 19, 2008
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Oh man, what didn't happen? Whoo-wee, I'll never forget that party.

Where the fuck have my Jaffa cakes gone?!
 

Sassafrass

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Aug 24, 2009
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I'm stalking you...

Can I have your skin and bones?
 

ejb626

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Aug 6, 2009
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Maybe

You awaken in a dark room in this room are the corpses of your girlfriend and your mother there is also a knife and a note that explains that the key to geting out of the room is behind your girlfriends eye and a gun with a single bullet is in your mother's brain but the note has a catch if you mutilate your girlfriends' corpse and get the key a recording will be sent to the most elite police unit in the country of someone impersonating you without flaw stating that you murdered both your mother and your girlfriend and you are in a country where execution is the penalty for murder based on this information, what should I eat for brekfast tommorow morning Pop-Tarts, Toaster Strudel, or something else entirely?
 

Magnatek

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Jul 17, 2009
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Go for the Mini-Wheats box. The beef is in there.

Will you charge my cell phone's battery for me?
 

Sassafrass

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Only if you let me keep the phone after.

What is the opposite of opposite?
 

Magnatek

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The end of the universe.
[small]Trust me. You wouldn't want my phone.[/small]
Will you follow me to the end of the universe?
 

Neonbob

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There is no last digit. It simply turns into a repeating string of "42"

What is the best way to strangle 50 hobos within five minutes?
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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I used a human battering ram to break down the wall of razor wire you set up. Nice try, though.

How would you poison lettuce?
 

ejb626

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My Mom's dead..I don't find that very funny

What would happen if God divided the universe by zero and Rule 34 was Rule 34'd at the same time? and if afterwards Pi ended