Assassination!

[TrogzTheTroll]

The video game world is full of big bosses controlling a group of people. If you had an opportunity to assassinate any video game leader, how would you do it, and to whom?

I would most probably take out the G-man. Beat him to death with a suit-case or strangle him with a tie.

 

[icyfresh]

i would take out that weird black suited guy from half life.... if i could find him
if u guys like assasinaition then get assasins creed
and next month assasins creed 2 comes out

 

[HentMas]

hum... probably Bowser, i would napalm him to death hahaha

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Dr. Robotnik, then Sonic wouldn't have to save the world ever again.

 

[fix-the-spade]

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/03/sidewaysbobbyexcited.jpg

I'm not even spoilering this, he's the ONLY choice for an assasination withing the videogame world right now. We need to send him back to hell!

 

[Iron_will]

Imran Zakhaev.

So that Price, Gaz and Griggs wouldn't have died.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

i would take out that weird black suited guy from half life.... if i could find him
if u guys like assasinaition then get assasins creed
and next month assasins creed 2 comes out

Thats the G-Man that the OP was talking about, fail post.

OT: Mehrunes Dagon could be a good one.

Try to be less of a dick.
I would take out Lucien in Fable II, killing him was not nearly satisfying enough. I think I would throw him off the top of the spire, teleport down and catch him on my sword.

 

[Tonimata]

Ganon. With knives. I love knives. They make me go all tingly. (cookie for reference)

Then I'd take the triforce, break the master sword, and WIN.

FOREVER

 

[j0z]

Fountaine, I hated him. Killing Breen, like, with an actual gun, would have been great too. Or how about those #$%#$%! advisors!

 

[zombflux]

Imran Zakhaev.

So that Price, Gaz and Griggs wouldn't have died.

THEY DIE??

FUCK.

 

[Baby Tea]

It wasn't even directed at you, take your forum cop attitude somewhere else.

But he's right, so don't do it.
Take a lesson from your current probation.

OT: I think I'd Assassinate Princess Peach.
Think about it: Mario and Bowser could probably be good pals, but what happens? Peach gets in the way.
Take her out, and you've got a united Mushroom Kingdom.

 

[Ryuk2]

I was always confused about that G-man guy. I thought he was a good guy, but i still hated him. If you say that he's a bad guy, im voting for him.
Drop a combines testicle on he's head.

 

[wolfy098]

It wasn't even directed at you, take your forum cop attitude somewhere else.

But he's right, so don't do it.
Take a lesson from your current probation.

OT: I think I'd Assassinate Princess Peach.
Think about it: Mario and Bowser could probably be good pals, but what happens? Peach gets in the way.
Take her out, and you've got a united Mushroom Kingdom.

ironically that works

 

[Baby Tea]

Where did everybodys sense of humor go today, the OP was talking about the G-Man, then right underneath somebody says 'The black suited guy from HL'... I find that funny, maby you shoud lighten up a little.

I certainly found it funny. But you could have found it funny and corrected him without acting like a dick.
But with 'fail post', you chose to act like a dick.
Even if you had left that out, it would have been fine. It would have been a simple correction.
But you decided to take the 'dick' road. So I'm saying don't do it. It's not hard.

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

Imran Zakhaev.

So that Price, Gaz and Griggs wouldn't have died.

They're coming back! I know they are! *runs off sobbing*

I'd kill Ocelot in MGS3, and see how the alternate timeline plays out.

 

[Baradiel]

Imran Zakhaev.

So that Price, Gaz and Griggs wouldn't have died.

Not sure, but I think Price survives. I heard somewhere that he is in MW2. I really hope he does.

Won't have long to find out though =D

OT: Probably Emile Dufraisne from Double Agent. He such a smooth talking, demented, evil, determined etc. guy, he just needs to die earlier, even though I loved him as a main villain.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

I'd kill Einstein, and change the history of the world! For the glory of the Motherland!

Wait a minute... someone already beat me to that. Bollocks.

 

[Cunnysmythe]

OT: I think I'd Assassinate Princess Peach.
Think about it: Mario and Bowser could probably be good pals, but what happens? Peach gets in the way.
Take her out, and you've got a united Mushroom Kingdom.

Excellent idea!

I'm still bitter about Mario 64 and it's ending. You come over for cake that she's made for you, the cow gets kidnapped and you go through hell to save her. Your reward? A cake. And what's worse? She says "Let's go bake a delicious cake... For Mario"
SHE HADN'T EVEN MADE THE CAKE.

A capital suggestion! Kill her off.

 

[Aunel]

Imran Zakhaev.
-snip-.

spoiler warnings please thank you very much.

I would have shot the masterchief, just because he is a emotionless robotard
or Chuck Norris. but how would you do that?

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

i would take out that weird black suited guy from half life.... if i could find him
if u guys like assasinaition then get assasins creed
and next month assasins creed 2 comes out

Thats the G-Man that the OP was talking about, fail post.

OT: Mehrunes Dagon could be a good one.

Try to be less of a dick.
I would take out Lucien in Fable II, killing him was not nearly satisfying enough. I think I would throw him off the top of the spire, teleport down and catch him on my sword.

It wasn't even directed at you, take your forum cop attitude somewhere else. Also you might wantto spoiler tag things like who you kill at the end of games...

Forum cop? Hardly. If I'd have told you to go somewhere then maybe.
Also, anyone who hasn't played Fable II has no idea of the relevance of Lucien, and I didn't divulge any details, so no, I didn't have to there. I've been here longer than you pal, I don't need your advice in these forums.