Assassination!

[Vanguard_Ex]

Where did everybodys sense of humor go today, the OP was talking about the G-Man, then right underneath somebody says 'The black suited guy from HL'... I find that funny, maby you shoud lighten up a little.

I certainly found it funny. But you could have found it funny and corrected him without acting like a dick.
But with 'fail post', you chose to act like a dick.
Even if you had left that out, it would have been fine. It would have been a simple correction.
But you decided to take the 'dick' road. So I'm saying don't do it. It's not hard.

As usual I applaud you, Baby Tea.

 

[Jonesy911]

Imran Zakhaev.

So that Price, Gaz and Griggs wouldn't have died.

THEY DIE??

FUCK.

Don't forget Lt. Vasquez, don't you dare forget him.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

i would take out that weird black suited guy from half life.... if i could find him
if u guys like assasinaition then get assasins creed
and next month assasins creed 2 comes out

Thats the G-Man that the OP was talking about, fail post.

OT: Mehrunes Dagon could be a good one.

Try to be less of a dick.
I would take out Lucien in Fable II, killing him was not nearly satisfying enough. I think I would throw him off the top of the spire, teleport down and catch him on my sword.

It wasn't even directed at you, take your forum cop attitude somewhere else. Also you might wantto spoiler tag things like who you kill at the end of games...

Forum cop? Hardly. If I'd have told you to go somewhere then maybe.
Also, anyone who hasn't played Fable II has no idea of the relevance of Lucien, and I didn't divulge any details, so no, I didn't have to there. I've been here longer than you pal, I don't need your advice in these forums.

And what about people that might want to play Fable but haven't yet, get a sense of humor im sure that he wont cry himself to sleep because I said that his post fails! Also who cares how long you've been here, if all you do is ***** its no real achievement.

I just said in my last post, it won't ruin shit for them because I all I gave away was the name of someone you kill. I have a fantastic sense of humour actually, but I tend to laugh at things which are funny, and people being dicks isn't one of those things. The fact that I've been here longer was supposed to get across the point that I don't need your advice, it wasn't supposed to be a brag for god sake. All I do is *****? You don't even know the majority of my posts, get something to back yourself up with before you think you know someone you asshole.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

-snippy-

Im not sure that we're finding the same thing funny, the OP said the G-Man and then the first reply said the black suited guy from HL (which is the G-man). So I replied saying fail... I wasn't asking you to laugh at my use of the word fail. As for your post count, I dont think that they are all shit, just that posts is not a great way to judge people.

I really need a piss so I'm just going to say:
Fair enough
and
Yes you're right, with some extra thought, post count doesn't mean shit. Although I was actually reffering to date of joining the site, but still you're right.
Truce?

 

[Twilight_guy]

I'd just hire this guy

Spoiler: some dude

He looks like he can get the job done and I'd have him take out Master chief, just to watch the battle.

 

[TrogzTheTroll]

i would take out that weird black suited guy from half life.... if i could find him
if u guys like assasinaition then get assasins creed
and next month assasins creed 2 comes out

Assassin's Creed has very little in terms of actual assassinations when it came down to it, I'd say the Hitman games are better for that.

I would assassinate Monologues in Assassins creed...

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd just hire this guy

Spoiler: some dude

He looks like he can get the job done and I'd have him take out Master chief, just to watch the battle.

I personally think Agent 47 is better.

 

[Slash Dementia]

I'd kill Seifer (FF8) by calling him a "little boy" non-stop. Or else I'd just shoot him and Squall in the head with a shotgun.

 

[Woodsey]

It wasn't even directed at you, take your forum cop attitude somewhere else.

But he's right, so don't do it.
Take a lesson from your current probation.

OT: I think I'd Assassinate Princess Peach.
Think about it: Mario and Bowser could probably be good pals, but what happens? Peach gets in the way.
Take her out, and you've got a united Mushroom Kingdom.

Where did everybodys sense of humor go today, the OP was talking about the G-Man, then right underneath somebody says 'The black suited guy from HL'... I find that funny, maby you shoud lighten up a little.

Agreed. He wasn't even a nob, he just pointed something out.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I would assassinate the Guild Master from the first Fable.
I know my health is low, just shut up!
Sadly Someone beat me to it.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I'd take out Solid Snake...Just because.

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

Who ever the evil mastermind behind the army of Tetris blocks that drop on you in Tetris, I'd kill him by dropping blocks on him from high up.

 

[SamuelT]

I would assassinate the Guild Master from the first Fable.
I know my health is low, just shut up!
Sadly Someone beat me to it.

Isn't one of the possibilities to,

Spoiler: Tagged for the faint of heart when they see a spoiler.

kill the guildmaster in The Lost Chapters? It's one of the most memorable scenes of the game.

"I won't be easily bested, boy. I'm no old man you can strike down and-"

*Hero slaps the master, then impales him on a sword.*

 

[General Recluse]

the oracle from halo...so we could have had a fight with the Gravemind...OR ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR THAT BALL

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I would assassinate the Guild Master from the first Fable.
I know my health is low, just shut up!
Sadly Someone beat me to it.

Isn't one of the possibilities to,

Spoiler: Tagged for the faint of heart when they see a spoiler.

kill the guildmaster in The Lost Chapters? It's one of the most memorable scenes of the game.

"I won't be easily bested, boy. I'm no old man you can strike down and-"

*Hero slaps the master, then impales him on a sword.*

See? Somebody beat me to it, a lot of somebodys... Somebodies... how does that work?

 

[blackfrancis567]

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/03/sidewaysbobbyexcited.jpg

I'm not even spoilering this, he's the ONLY choice for an assasination withing the videogame world right now. We need to send him back to hell!

I second this

 

[SamuelT]

I would assassinate the Guild Master from the first Fable.
I know my health is low, just shut up!
Sadly Someone beat me to it.

Isn't one of the possibilities to,

Spoiler: Tagged for the faint of heart when they see a spoiler.

kill the guildmaster in The Lost Chapters? It's one of the most memorable scenes of the game.

"I won't be easily bested, boy. I'm no old man you can strike down and-"

*Hero slaps the master, then impales him on a sword.*

See? Somebody beat me to it, a lot of somebodys... Somebodies... how does that work?

Yeah, but if YOU play it, YOU can

Spoiler: OOOH, WATCH IT! EVEN MOAR SPOILERZ!

kill the master.

 

[Aurora219]

I would assassinate the Guild Master from the first Fable.
I know my health is low, just shut up!
Sadly Someone beat me to it.

I loved the thing in Fable 2 -
"Apparently they found the old Guild Master dead a few days later.. Someone had carved "your health is low" into his forehead."

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Makarov from MW2, but I'm sure I'll get the chance.

Next month.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

I'd just hire this guy

Spoiler: some dude

He looks like he can get the job done and I'd have him take out Master chief, just to watch the battle.

Edge: Altir(SP?)

Erm right right, that annoying OT stuff. I'd assassinate Hitler while he was a bum so we don't get millions of world war 2 games.