Atkinson Government Cracks Down on R-Rated Videos

[Fniff]

Yeah, the current Australian government are going down the 'Stalin' route of information control.

Time for some good old fashioned revolution...

I'm with you man

Hang in there Australians, you will get your weapons eventually

I already got them.

Sending them over on mail.

Grenade launchers, M16s, nukes, bombs and lots of money.

 

[dududf]

This makes no sense.

At all.

It's a fucking CASE of a box... what's next, covering up video gam-...

Oh shit.

 

[Wilbot666]

Please everyone, don't judge the rest of us Aussies as the same as the goddamn South Australian Attorney General's office. If those guys had their heads any further up their own arses they'd be fully inside-out. Thankfully Atkinson is getting long in the tooth, I (and many others no doubt) will let out a mighty cheer when he finally drops dead. (I hope it happens in the embrace of a syphillitic, male hooker, that will REALLY screw up his life-long campaign for morality!)

 

[Adzma]

It wasn't Atkinson who introduced this one, however, but Family First Member of Parliament Dennis Hood, who claimed his goal was to have the offending videos "quarantined, so children could walk into the store without being exposed (to R-rated titles.")

For those unaware, Family First is an ultra conservative Christian party that about 90% of the population despises. I'm guessing now that since they are the one's who introduced it, they'll be going the way of the (Australian) Democrats next election.

 

[Zepren]

Wait arent you a nation founded by criminals or something? Shouldn't you guys have the balls to blow this cock-sucker to hell?

 

[Filtertip]

i've said it a 1000 times and im gunna say it again. I want the 90s back where crap like this never HAPPEND.

I feel for you Australians.

 

[AkJay]

*walks in*

4th thread about this in the past week.

*walks out*

 

[Arkhangelsk]

And in secret, they're replacing the DVD's with hypnosis videos with Michael Atkinson and Jack Thompson telling you that video games are bad. Oh, the horror!

 

[Ham_authority95]

Yeah, the current Australian government are going down the 'Stalin' route of information control.

Time for some good old fashioned revolution...

I'm with you man

Hang in there Australians, you will get your weapons eventually

I already got them.

Sending them over on mail.

Grenade launchers, M16s, nukes, bombs and lots of money.

You don't need nukes to destroy a government.

Just a shitload of people that hate it.

 

[Ham_authority95]

So are we going to just abandon that country? Set up convoys? How about assassinating Michael Atkinson? With Yahtzee's hat.

That is the best Idea ever! I'll go to teh Mana Bar and ask Yahtzee if I could borrow his hat!

Yeah like that one James Bond villian (forgot his name help anyone?)

 

[Irridium]

I...
He...
But...

I really don't know how to respond to this.

I guess all I can say is that hopefully this pushes people over the edge and they vote his ass out of South Australia.

 

[thiosk]

Oh god the government is so right, yesterday I saw this R rated DVD cover and then I murdered my family. If only I lived in Australia this terrible outburst could've been prevented.

I saw the box art for Beverly Hills Cop and it gave me an incredible urge to rape parrots.

Thank you atkinson, for thinking of the parrots.

 

[ItsAPaul]

Sucks to be in Australia I guess. Are they trying to get people to move out asap?

 

[nolongerhere]

Spoiler: Oh, Australian Goverment.

I am disapointed, but not surprised.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Spoiler: Oh, Australian Goverment.

I am disapointed, but not surprised.

If that was on a shirt, Id wear it every fucking day of my live

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

With school turning out more runners, jumpers, racers, tinkerers, grabbers, snatchers, fliers, and swimmers instead of examiners, critics, knowers, and imaginative creators, the word `intellectual,' of course, became the swear word it deserved to be. You always dread the unfamiliar.

"Do you ever read any of the books you burn?"
He laughed. "That's against the law!"
"Oh. Of course."

 

[Zepren]

So are we going to just abandon that country? Set up convoys? How about assassinating Michael Atkinson? With Yahtzee's hat.

That is the best Idea ever! I'll go to teh Mana Bar and ask Yahtzee if I could borrow his hat!

Yeah like that one James Bond villian (forgot his name help anyone?)

Oddjob

 

[Fniff]

Yeah, the current Australian government are going down the 'Stalin' route of information control.

Time for some good old fashioned revolution...

I'm with you man

Hang in there Australians, you will get your weapons eventually

I already got them.

Sending them over on mail.

Grenade launchers, M16s, nukes, bombs and lots of money.

You don't need nukes to destroy a government.

Just a shitload of people that hate it.

With nukes!

It is just faster with nukes, OK?