The story is becoming wildfire around the internet! Sometime around noon, Turf Paradise was lit on fire!
Halfway through the race, alot of the betters were eagerly awaiting the win of their betted horse, which never disappoints. But then, it is reported that a man walked onto the track, 50 yards ahead of the horses.
"He was wearing silver glistening armor." Said a survivor.
It is than reported that the person withdrew a purple C shaped item, which began to glow green. The green bolt is said to have fired from the object and hit a horse, vaporizing some of its skin! It was then that a jeep-like vehicle crashed through the side fenches and splattered the attacker. The driver is said to be wearing a thick dark green armor and a bright yellow visor! Soon, seconds after the driver exitted, five men in what appeared to be gray suits that looked like the muscles of the human body charged into the arena with SCARs, firing on the green man! It was then, and this is true, three of the gray men were said to turn invisible! Unbelieveable! A intense firefight followed! (It should be noted, though, someone in the crowd played the approriate tune of this is the Ultimate Showdown). THEN AN ARMY OF POKEMON CHARGED INTO THE FIELD, BRANDISHING SHOOP DA WHOOP GUNS AND KILLED THEM ALL!!!!!!!! IT WAS SO INTENSE!
That was all that was reported.
A little off-topic: Happy April 1st.
Halfway through the race, alot of the betters were eagerly awaiting the win of their betted horse, which never disappoints. But then, it is reported that a man walked onto the track, 50 yards ahead of the horses.
"He was wearing silver glistening armor." Said a survivor.
It is than reported that the person withdrew a purple C shaped item, which began to glow green. The green bolt is said to have fired from the object and hit a horse, vaporizing some of its skin! It was then that a jeep-like vehicle crashed through the side fenches and splattered the attacker. The driver is said to be wearing a thick dark green armor and a bright yellow visor! Soon, seconds after the driver exitted, five men in what appeared to be gray suits that looked like the muscles of the human body charged into the arena with SCARs, firing on the green man! It was then, and this is true, three of the gray men were said to turn invisible! Unbelieveable! A intense firefight followed! (It should be noted, though, someone in the crowd played the approriate tune of this is the Ultimate Showdown). THEN AN ARMY OF POKEMON CHARGED INTO THE FIELD, BRANDISHING SHOOP DA WHOOP GUNS AND KILLED THEM ALL!!!!!!!! IT WAS SO INTENSE!
That was all that was reported.
A little off-topic: Happy April 1st.
