Attempts at making anything sound dirty

[pulse2]

When you think about it, in the right context and said in a specific way, you can make just about anything seem somehow dirty, from driving a car to bbqing. So here's an idea, try to make up a sentance as far away from the topic as possible, yet still sound somewhat dirty.

Eg: Put the petrol in the tank

 

[KefkaCultist]

(while playing golf) Spread your legs apart and grip the shaft.

 

[Living Contradiction]

Quit waxing the floor and come help me polish the cutlery!

 

[conflictofinterests]

I'll (verb) YOUR (noun)!

Pretty much default dirty madlib. For example:

I'll butter YOUR biscuits!

I'll check YOUR oil!

I'll probe YOUR sample!

 

[Dark Sup3rn0va]

Put the penis in the vagina. Oh wait, I've missed the point completely. Lemme try again

Let me put some of my cream on your pie.

 

[Alexnader]

I'd like to make her sound dirty.

 

[TAGM]

Sexual inuendo, you mean?

Sure. in-Your-endo. :3

See, not that hard, right? Mind you, I am just getting started...

 

[pulse2]

Falloout 3 had a good one


"I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber".

Imagine uing that as a chat up line

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Sexual inuendo, you mean?

Sure. in-Your-endo. :3

See, not that hard, right? Mind you, I am just getting started...

Oh, it's hard.

 

[Pilkingtube]

Slide the shaft into the exposed hole, take a firm grip and squeeze to shoot the fluid into the waiting hole. That, sir, is how to fill your car with petrol (I excluded the part about paying before you start.. it seemed a little too dirty).

 

[Rayne870]

Whenever your bags are full in WoW "I can't put that in there" oh you damn well can, you hot night elf, and you'll like it!

 

[gigastar]

A Double Entendre [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoubleEntendre] challenge?

And i just got off of TVtropes.

Spoiler: Heres something that starts in one. And its full of innuendo to boot.

Heres something that starts in one. And its full of innuendo to boot. Its also awesome.
Its also worth noting that the a number of Lucifer's attacks are named after BDSM terms. No, not kidding [http://devilmaycry.wikia.com/wiki/Lucifer].

 

[Zantos]

Falloout 3 had a good one


"I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber".

Imagine uing that as a chat up line

I'd forgot about that. Totally going to try it next time I'm out and see how well it goes down.

 

[Trogdor1138]

....

SONIC BOOM!

 

[TAGM]

Sexual inuendo, you mean?

Sure. in-Your-endo. :3

See, not that hard, right? Mind you, I am just getting started...

Oh, it's hard.

Ah, come on. I mean, you're doing it right now! can't be that hard, can it? Unless you're really trying...

 

[SilkySkyKitten]

Tab A fits into slot B.
I'd like to stick my floppy in her disk drive.
Try not to stroke the pole.
*someone says something vaguely sexual* That could be misinterpreted...

I must say: pretty simple, this task is.

 

[Rayne870]

I actually had to explain male and female couplings in video cables to my fiance. I should have just demonstrated.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Sexual inuendo, you mean?

Sure. in-Your-endo. :3

See, not that hard, right? Mind you, I am just getting started...

Oh, it's hard.

Ah, come on. I mean, you're doing it right now! can't be that hard, can it? Unless you're really trying...

Thankfully I wasn't really trying. This type of thinking comes (unfortunately) naturally to me..it's gotten to the point that any friend speaking starts scanning ahead to see what they were about to say if I begin grin..

OT: You can cock my rifle.

Put your banana in my fruit basket.

I think I can feel it, but it's too small to tell easily. Actually about a lost coin under an immovable set of drawers.