Attention, Escapists.

[Kingsman]

Your floor is now LAVA.

With it slowly incinerating the furniture and appliances scattered around, death is inevitable. Survive as long as you can.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Well there's a fan over there and it's slightly taller than the chair I'm sitting in. I may as well dive towards that and hold on for dear life.

 

[DasDestroyer]

I am on a LRMCU (Lava-Resistant Mobile Chair Unit) and I am in no danger whatsoever.

 

[DragonofDecay86]

My room has basically no floor so I should be all good

 

[Zirat]

Lets see... well from where I'm sitting on the ground floor I could quickly pull myself onto the chair, jump onto the piano behind me and run make a leap to the small table in front of the window and try to leap out to safet of the front yard...

Though I doubt it could happen so easily so I'd probably die along the way BUT I WOULD ATLEAST TRY!

 

[Anarchemitis]

I jump on DasDestroyer in order to also make use of his handy dandy chair.

 

[DasDestroyer]

I jump on DasDestroyer in order to also make use of his handy dandy chair.

Egads, man! My chair won't handle two people! There is neither enough room nor enough thrust from the lava engines to keep 'er afloat!

 

[Anarchemitis]

Here, use these Team Fortress 2 Scrap metals to cool the magma surface around the chair's base! I won't be needing them anyways.

 

[Viking Incognito]

OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED MY DOG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[DasDestroyer]

Wait a minute... I am on the second floor and the floor is lava, which means that it will soon burn through the floor under it and I will fall to my do

 

[Baby Eater]

Luckily I brought my handy dandy bucket of water!

*Pours bucket turning nearby lava into obsidian and creates an obsidian throne*

[HEADING=1]Buckets: Fuck yeah![/HEADING]

 

[Anarchemitis]

Luckily I brought my handy dandy bucket of water!

*Pours bucket turning nearby lava into obsidian and creates an obsidian throne*

[HEADING=1]Buckets: Fuck yeah![/HEADING]

I am stealing that and putting it on Halolz somewhere somehow.

 

[Baby Eater]

Luckily I brought my handy dandy bucket of water!

*Pours bucket turning nearby lava into obsidian and creates an obsidian throne*

[HEADING=1]Buckets: Fuck yeah![/HEADING]

I am stealing that and putting it on Halolz somewhere somehow.

Then in return I shall watch you like a hawk until you make a TF2 joke and return the favour *Camps out of your house with binoculars*

 

[Fantasylord]

Holy crap my floor is made outta lava cool, no problem I can jump from my bed through my doorway to safety, crap I keep my door shut, curse my innate paranoia.