Avatar Fights

[Speccr]

I yell STFU NOOB at you then viciously attack... and you wouldn't kill a doggy would you?
You die. =D

 

[Guvnorium]

I would kill a dog. The dog drinks me. It dies.

 

[Jamanticus]

The measurements on your side all change slightly, causing all amounts of liquid in you to be wrongly quantified. You end up causing a freshman at college to fail his final exam, and he throws you into Mount Doom in his anger.

EDIT: Needless to say, you die. After all, lava and glass never could get along....

 

[Mr. Fister]

I move my computer mouse, thus getting rid of the weird screensaver I had.

 

[sniper0501]

I snipe you and leave.

 

[Aries_Split]

I use Elika as a compass to show me where you are hiding, and then throw her at you.

Repeat.

 

[scatmanfan]

Calvin distracts you and makes you fall. Then Hobbes throws a water balloon filled with gasoline at you. Then Calvin throws a lit match at you. *BOOM*

 

[LewsTherin]

Me. Scimitar. Your entrails. Any questions?

 

[terribleyetfun]

I grab punch you in the face you kill me I respawn you kill me again WE repeat this process until you die from exhaustion

 

[Guvnorium]

Gamers are not immune to glass shards through the head. Which I provide free of charge.

 

[Scarecrow38]

I'm a lawyer, so I take you to Court for not conforming to proper health and safety requirements because you fractured so easily so you get the death penalty which I administer in the form of a sledgehammer.

 

[terribleyetfun]

because you are ted I raise my voice at you and you go away to go do whatever it is you do

 

[Jav3lin]

i take your pencil and slice it to pieces with my flying pointless cloth all around me!

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I take you and slice you to pieces with my mighty Amakakeru Ryû no Hirameki!

 

[chuckman1]

I cut your head off with SPARDA.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I knock you out with my reverse-blade sword.

 

[chuckman1]

I reverse your reverse-blade sword.

 

[MasterStratus]

I zap your gun with my LASER-gun and then i stab you with a sharp banana...In the face...

 

[Jav3lin]

i choke you with all my hair....monkey boy

 

[chuckman1]

I don't know what you are so I sell you to science where you're killed and I get money.