Avatar Fights

[Jav3lin]

i show you a mirror, you crawl into a corner and die out of misory

 

[Incompl te]

I handshake you and implant a bomb in your hand. You implode.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I take your fried tofu-pops and shove them in your eyes

 

[Jav3lin]

i take a pistol and shoot you in the eye, then i plant the gun into your eyesocket and empty my magazine into your brain. (ripoff from Wanted i know)

 

[FireFly90]

I run into you with my Bike then use my extra life to survive the collision.

 

[Jav3lin]

actually, the one you hit, was terribleyetfun and i jumped out of the way, then as you stand up i shoot off your cockles, then i blow your eyes out with some dynamite.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Angry dragon picks you up and eats your face off. you die.

 

[Jav3lin]

the dragon eats me but swallows me whole and chokes on me, i then use my pencil and carve my way out.

 

[bad rider]

The dragon was hundreds of feet in the air, so i watch you fall to your doom.

 

[Jav3lin]

to my luck i landed straight on you and you softened by landing, so i survived, sadly you were crushed

 

[Incompl te]

As I am a dog apparently, I use my Chinese star sign powers to contact the dragon and make it eat you. Goodbye now.

 

[Jav3lin]

i interrupt the sign and the dragon eats you instead and invites me in for some tea

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I stuck arsenic in your tea.

Sweet dreams.

 

[Jav3lin]

i discover your plan and force that tea down your throat along with some acid

 

[Incompl te]

While you are having sweet dreams I strangle you with my roses.

 

[Jav3lin]

i wake up and stick them down your throat you choke to death

 

[Incompl te]

I regurgitate them back up and they fire at you like an RPG.

 

[Jav3lin]

i explode but then i rezz back cuz mario loves me and i send mario to kill you with his plumming hat! HAhA! an undefeatable plaaaan

 

[Incompl te]

I steal marios hat and he slowly dies for some reason (mario 64/mario 64 for DS if anyone recalled this happening). I then tak your scarf making you DIE! somehow...anyway i look sexy in my new scarf/hat combo.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Sits back and wacthes as Dkozza brutally stabs out your viscera