Avatar Fights

[Judgedread]

I ring the neck of the cat above me

 

[Sporky111]

My rook (badge) checkmates you. You are left with no choice but to commit suicide.

 

[traceur_]

I swoop down and grab you then I fly up and drop you from the stratosphere.

 

[Geamo]

I set fire to your wing whilst laughing manically.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

throws a chair at thingy
(profile badge)

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Hi-jack HAZEAANDHALO's car.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Hi-jacks niko bellics car then smash my car til it blows up (thus killing you as my doors are always locked

 

[Mr. Fister]

I warp whatever your avatar is into the twilight realm, where it quickly becomes a helpless spirit.

 

[Sev72]

I'm Altair, a blade in the crowd, you are dead before you know it...

 

[Sporky111]

I am a spork in the crowd, you never saw it coming.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

i am a random guy with a knife with salad on it
Oh guess what
YOUR'RE DEAD.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

I command my entire army to shoot you.

Then i shoot you.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

my teammates come with my auto rifles my avi
and kill ya

 

[Sporky111]

I sic yahtzees critters (badge) after you.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I summon yahtzee with a bad game Badge Red faction and shoots imp (Halo wars review end of ZP)

 

[Azraellod]

cant really tell what you are, but i think i see a helicoter, so ill attack that.

ill have my cat wedge its sword into the door gap, pry the door open, and stab your pilot, before controlling your helicopter to fly into that... hmm, is that a tin mine??? anyway, i crash into it, and dive out just before the impact

 

[deathless14]

i steal the sword and make the scar even larger!

 

[scatmanfan]

I steal your canadian lumber sticks and beat you senseless.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Kill calvin then hobbes becomes sad..

Then you become sad..

Then you die.
Yay!

 

[Lord George]

I can't really make out that avatar but it looks like there's lots of brown so I colour it in a rainbow of colours to make it look nice, this then attracts vicious rainbow butterflies which eat colourful objects who then devour you avatar alive.