Avatar Fights

[Incompl te]

Searched and doesn't seem to have been done before. So basically the point of this game is that you need to figure out a way to kill/attack the above posters avatar with any features of your avatar and badges. Lets say a poster above me had a avatar of a smiley face. I would burn his eyes with my avatars tofu sticks.

anyway, GO!

 

[Shivari]

Put the Santa hat on his face and hit him with the light bulbs?

That's probably not going to kill him, now I feel bad. I suppose I should apologize, poor little guy. And he looked so happy with his ice cream.

*sniffle*

 

[Flying-Emu]

Make her listen to her own music on repeat for two hours straight.

Afterward, use my awesome flightless bird powers and shoot holly at her until she suffocates.

 

[whoops1995]

Whip out my 2 arms which I had been hiding since the dawn of mankind... I was also hiding an m16. I switch to automatic and mow down that missle toe spewing sunuvabitch. I crawl out and as I leave I turn around and utter the awesome one-liner,"Don't tread on me."

 

[fedpayne]

I have Lego Philip Marlowe, so yeah. Get really drunk, figure out that you're really the young woman who I was hired to find by you in the first place, then sadly tread on you. After sex.

 

[GenHellspawn]

Then I kill you with my army of clones.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I activate my Legion of Automated tanks and have them engage your clone army, while distracting and disabling the Prime with my ennamering powers of persuasion.

 

[JonasBrothersSuck]

Slayer causes your head to explode by assaulting you with METAL!

 

[the monopoly guy]

Bip-bop
Bip-boop
Bip-bip
Bip-beep

Why do I stil have this thing in my inventory?
*large explosion*

If you don't know what I'm talking about (and why not!) my avatar is Gordon Frohman from Concerned(if it isn't I changed it and should change soon) and in one comic he pulls outa hunter chopper mine, wonders why it's in his inventory, and then it blows up.

If you don't know what a hunter chopper is (and why the hell not!)it's a helicopter in Hl2 that drops mines and shoots at you.

 

[Vivaldi]

My tactical squad of super soldier walruses come out of nowhere and highjack the chopper and put it down and execute you.

Imagine SAS, Navy Seals, and Isreali Cammandoes combined, and these walruese are 10 times that.

 

[RedDiablo]

I distract you with the stress ball, then Trinity beats you up, until Yahtzee comes out of nowhere and causes your brain to explode, cause he made fun of all your favorite games.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

I show you the Yahtzee forums
*Cringe*

Good Luck killing me, bitches, I'm already dead!

 

[Higurashi]

Naomi? Anyway, no you're not. I'll distract you with my unmatchable cuteness, scream your head off with my megaphone when you've let your guard down, let Trinity kick the SHIT out of you, and finish you off by chucking my Forum Explorer star to lodge itself in your fragile skull, you dangling thingie. Don't even need to chug my potion of health.

Edit: Beat to the punch. Heh, that's okay, Resistance. I'll just chug my potion then.

 

[Resistance205]

I would redirect the flying holly, to go into your eyes, blinding you. Then i would use my Wrench to bash your head in. Then put a question mark over you, so no one would know who you are.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

I would strangle you with my bowtie, then eat you.

 

[RedDiablo]

Naomi? Anyway, no you're not. I'll distract you with my unmatchable cuteness, scream your head off with my megaphone when you've let your guard down, let Trinity kick the SHIT out of you, and finish you off by chucking my Forum Explorer star to lodge itself in your fragile skull, you dangling thingie. Don't even need to chug my potion of health.

Edit: Beat to the punch. Heh, that's okay, Resistance. I'll just chug my potion then.

Oh yeah, I forgot she's Trinity, it's been a while since I saw The Matrix.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

I would strangle you with your tie.

 

[figment of mind]

I show you the depth of my intelect by deducting all of the worlds greatest cases right in front of you. I continue this until your brain ejects from the middle of your forehead due to me blowing your mind with my deductive skills.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

I'd beat you in a staring contest.
Stuffed pink dinosaurs have no eyelids.

 

[figment of mind]

I just sit back and watch as Trinity and Morphius kick your ass from one side of this thread to the other.