Avatar Fights

[Random Argument Man]

Who cares? There was a proximity mine between you three. Therefore, I ended your conflict.

 

[sniper0501]

I had the last stand perk from CoD 4 and i killed you Random argument man!

 

[sniper0501]

Wait......if you use emo powers then u slit your wrists doing my job for me.....xD

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

(Final Fantasy fanboy attack!)

I summon Bahamut to blow you to smithereens! Smither-EENS!

 

[Flying-Emu]

I summon my army of flightless birds to crush you beneath your piles of incredibly similar sequels. Your Bahamut is powerless against the power of 92387982374 Final Fantasy sequels.

 

[Snake422]

I lead an army of helghast to destroy the army of flightless birds. Who wants emu for dinner! "crickets" then let's just kill them and not eat them!

 

[NeoAC]

I fill your gas mask with air harvested from downtown Toronto. You die within 6 seconds.

 

[Incompl te]

I tell you that we are in 2009 and not in the 1700's. You die from shock.

 

[Mr. Fister]

mmmmmmm, tofu. My favorite!

*accidently eats Dengaku-Man*

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

I cast flare!

'Nuff said.

 

[ThaBenMan]

I shoot you with the poison darts concealed in my bracers!

 

[NeoAC]

I lock you in a room with Hank and Dean. You go insane and bash your head against the floor 712 times before finally slipping away.

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

I shine light through a prism, which exposes you to a rainbow! The color causes your black and white world to melt, taking you with it.

 

[Incompl te]

I throw tofu at you which you mistake for bird seed. You eat it and choke on the terrible taste.

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

I throw tofu at you which you mistake for bird seed. You eat it and choke on the terrible taste.

Actually, I'm allergic to soy, so good call!

Back on track, I swing you around by that doodly-bobber on your head and hurl you into the outer reaches of space! You pop due to the whole pressure thing.

 

[Incompl te]

before i explode i bounce off a pacman shaped planet and hurtle into you, killing you.

 

[Incompl te]

Actually scratch that, I land in a pacman shaped UFO and shoot pellets at you. You eat the pellets and explode after a while...i guess...

 

[Mr. Fister]

There is an edit button....

I grab my wrench and unscrew a single bolt on the Pacman UFO. The whole thing falls apart, and you're once again in the cold vacuum of space.

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

I stab you in the eyes with the pop sickles, cut you with my guitar razor and strangle you with you own intestines.

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

damn it i got ninjad