AVOID the Saints Row 2 DLC

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cuddly_tomato

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I love Saints Row 2. It is my second favorite game of 2008, right after X3: Terran Conflict. The game is fun, it is full of stuff to do, it doesn't have the crap that comes lumbered with GTA4 (people phoning you up all the damn time etc), and it has character customization that is neat.

Some DLC was released on XBL for it yesterday. For 800 points you get 6 new vehicles (which don't do anything outlandishly new, and NONE of which you can customize), 3 new missions (yes, only 3, and those are pretty short themselves), and a new homie (who is EXTREMELY badly voice acted and so you will likely never use her).

That's it. Nothing else. That would be worth a download as a free gratuity, but frankly isn't worth 100 points, let alone 800.

And incidentally, I really mean it about the new homie and her voice acting, which is doubly unfortunate as she is the focus of the 3 new (rather boring and short) missions. Getting a porno star (Tera Patrick) to do voice might give you an opportunity to make some very nice advertising posters (like this [http://playstationlifestyle.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/tera-patrick-saints-row.jpg]), but it makes for terrible game content when she can't act to save her dignity. As well as that, anyone who did get the DLC on the strength of those posters will be disappointed when they find they are playing with this [http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2009/04/06/saints-row-2_fN1vp_3858.jpg].

My advice, give this a very wide berth.
 

Onyx Oblivion

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I bought it...The missions are terrible, but I couldn't say no to the armored truck with the rapid fire rocket launcher. Pull the trigger repeatedly, don't hold it down, btw. And the awesome new clothes. And the new jet. The helicopter is a giant pile of "meh"...Its not great, but my purchase helps give them incentive to make more content.
 

markstit

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Why do companies put out crap DLC and make us pay? At least Valve puts out free maps and it was pretty fun.
 

Onyx Oblivion

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markstit said:
Why do companies put out crap DLC and make us pay? At least Valve puts out free maps and it was pretty fun.
Like they said in a topic in the news room that I'm to lazy too link to, Valve may charge for later content, if they feel its worth charging for. As for me, I don't really like L4D, but TF2 is a masterpiece. Portal's okay...HL is amazing.
 

Chicago Ted

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First off, I agree. I was hoping the "Ultor Exposed" would mean you would finally destroy Ultor, and take Dex out. I was terribly wrong. After I finished the missions I felt ripped. The new cars are quite cool, the new plane is fun. The helicopter is also good.

Oh, and isn't it Microsoft who puts the prices on DLC and not the companies?
 

The DSM

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Meh I thought it was a but disappointing especially the missions but at least most fo the next cars are cool the choppers ok and the planes good for loops and death dives. And the new clothes and the Red Faction references are awesome.EDF FTW!