Aw, damn. I called it.

[Trivun]

At my school we had a teacher we used to call Jesus (due to his facial hair) and me and my group of friends totally called that he would somehow be a criminal.

a few weeks later he was arrested for stealing building supplies from a construction site.

ZOMG THEY ARRESTED JESUS!!!!!11

Sorry, I just had to post that, I just couldn't stop laughing as soon as that entered my brain . What do we reckon, a new meme?

On topic, a friend of mine was in the play Journey's End back in my school years. In one scene he had to help carry a wounded soldier, one of the main characters, into the 'bunker' that acted as the stage. We all joked before the play opened that he'd drop the actor playing the main soldier. On two of the three nights the play was performed... he dropped the guy.

And to top it all off, the only time I saw the play was also the only night that he didn't drop the guy. I was somewhat annoyed, because I really wanted to see the guy get dropped. I'm something of a sadist like that ;P.

 

[Pariah87]

This may be an odd one but for those who remembered last years X Factor, from the very start I was like "That Joe McElderry is gay, but they won't let it out untill he wins because he'll lose the hundreds of thousands of votes from teen girls who want to shag him".

Sure enough, soon there were thousands of female fans fantasizing, including my mum who swore he wasn't gay.

Six months later, after he's won, front page headline "Joe McElderry: I'm Gay!", so I rings up my mum after seeing the headline with the biggest I fucking told you so ever. Her response? "*sigh* Why are all the nice looking men gay?"

There are a couple of other things I've called that I can't confirm or deny yet because I believe they will happen within the next year regarding where I work, but if I'm right then there shall be even more "I so fucking called that!" happening.

 

[RobCoxxy]

I totally called that my high school band director was a sex offender.

No, that is not a joke.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
That makes it funnier, I'm sorry.

OT: 9/11.

 

[WrongSprite]

England losing every world cup ever.

I'm probably just psychic.

Except the time we won I'm guessing.

Yeah because I was obviously alive in 1966.

/facepalm

 

[Daveman]

England losing every world cup ever.

I'm probably just psychic.

Except the time we won I'm guessing.

Yeah because I was obviously alive in 1966.

/facepalm

I'm pretty sure 1966 was during "ever" though.

 

[WrongSprite]

England losing every world cup ever.

I'm probably just psychic.

Except the time we won I'm guessing.

Yeah because I was obviously alive in 1966.

/facepalm

I'm pretty sure 1966 was during "ever" though.

This is a thread about predicting things. I struggle to predict the past.

 

[sycoesis]

i do t every other day but im starting to think my friends have Alzheimer (dont know the plural) they have the same conversation everyday at some point almost word for word and they think im crazie when i oint it out seriously i feel like im in a crappier version of groundhog day (i think that was the name of it had bill Murry in it)

 

[Daveman]

England losing every world cup ever.

I'm probably just psychic.

Except the time we won I'm guessing.

Yeah because I was obviously alive in 1966.

/facepalm

I'm pretty sure 1966 was during "ever" though.

This is a thread about predicting things. I struggle to predict the past.

pfft, whatever. You should have phrased it differently is all.

 

[PureChaos]

England losing every world cup ever.

I'm probably just psychic.

what about the 1966 cup?

my mum was seeing a bloke a couple of years ago and he was a complete prat. she kept breaking up with him because he was making her unhappy but then get back with him because he said he could change. which happened about 4 times. every time i said he wouldn't change, he's a prat and she's better off without him but she would always go back to him despite complaining every time she got back with him that he was making her unhappy. EVENTUALLY she didn't go back to him but i had to yell at her a few times when she nearly did.

 

[Messing]

I don't know if this counts but I called ,in my own opinion ,that Call of Duty:Black Ops would be terrible . And I was bloody right !

A few other random instances such as calling that the weather would be bad even though the weather channel said to the contrary and that I would be late for class if we left twenty minutes late ... in the morning rush hour traffic jam :/

 

[Hauntghost20]

When i felt like Somone died that was important to me then my freinds mum hanged herself

I was freaked does it help that i was only 7?

 

[Smagmuck_]

Breaking my collarbone, which was soon followed by a "How The Hell Did I Get Here" moment...

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

I'm actually really good at "called that" type situations. But it's not as hard as you make it out to be. Just look at your past expieriences, probability of solutions, and then bet on the most likely. Also, reaaly broad predictions will make you appear more accurate

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

I'm awesome at ruining movies. I can see plot twists coming from miles and miles away.

"Hey, I think he's going to die!"
"Oh, he's totally a bad guy."

Nobody goes to the movies with me anymore.

 

[ffs-dontcare]

I've successfully predicted relationship outcomes concerning a friend of mine named Terri.

Unfortunately, it's practically turned into a game of "hook up with Asian boy, break up, hook up with Asian boy, break up, hook up..."