Awesome/Hilarious Names

[James Crook]

I work front desk at a hotel (currently working. Bored), so naturally I've come across some pretty hilarious and awesome names. My personal favorite is Dolores Goldfinger (hand to God, its on her ID and credit card). But the reason I made this thread is because I just checked someone in named William Wallace. All I could do was compliment him on his name, which he awkwardly replied with "I get that a lot".

So I was wondering what other hilarious or badass name combinations are out there. What are some of your favorites?

Hahahahahaha, I loved Bravehurt
Anyone here remember that athlete named Winterbottom?
Or this?

 

[chronicfc]

The best one I've seen is Pleasant Tittys, in that family there was a mother and daughter called that... meaning there was a pair of Pleasant Tittys

 

[Leemaster777]

I've got a good one. I once met a man named Charles Charles. Seriously.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Hahahahahaha, I loved Bravehurt
Anyone here remember that athlete named Winterbottom?
Or this?

*Rowan Atkinson genius snip*

Was wondering when someone was going to post that, though I preferred his earlier sketch:


From the Secret Policeman's Ball. Undermanager & Kosygin... oh, teh lulz...

 

[asmidir]

Multiple names I have come across:

Andrew Poo-Pay (I had to resist the urge to laugh so hard when he introduced himself)

Bret Jasper. He has two names for his first name so we all called him "BJ". One day as a joke we went into a dept store and told a clerk we were trying to find him. The following messege was sent throughout the store:
"We have two young men looking for a BJ in the electrical department."

Naruto Le. Funny thing is he had never heard of Naruto.

Willie Stroker. I saw that one on failblog so i'm not sure if that one is true.

Karen Mart. We all called her KMart.