Awesome Replies

[Celtic_Kerr]

The best reply to all arguments:

BEEEEEEAAAAAARSAAAAAAW

Sorry, can't think of any others...

SO how much to buy that off of you?

 

[Jedamethis]

The best reply to all arguments:

BEEEEEEAAAAAARSAAAAAAW

Sorry, can't think of any others...

SO how much to buy that off of you?

Both arms and a leg.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

The best reply to all arguments:

BEEEEEEAAAAAARSAAAAAAW

Sorry, can't think of any others...

SO how much to buy that off of you?

Both arms and a leg.

How about I simply give you a country to rule over when I take over the world?

 

[zfactor]

I'm sorry, what I don't understand?

What are we meant to discuss here?

Your picture is made of win

Hows that for a good response?

 

[Jedamethis]

The best reply to all arguments:

BEEEEEEAAAAAARSAAAAAAW

Sorry, can't think of any others...

SO how much to buy that off of you?

Both arms and a leg.

How about I simply give you a country to rule over when I take over the world?

Or I could just take two countries, hmm?

 

[The Rockerfly]

I'm sorry, what I don't understand?

What are we meant to discuss here?

Your picture is made of win

Hows that for a good response?

Why thank you

I actually had a thought about this thread and I realised if you added shark and ***** into sentence, it becomes a lot more awesome

 

[Anarchemitis]

I'm sorry, what I don't understand?

What are we meant to discuss here?

Your picture is made of win

Hows that for a good response?

Why thank you

I actually had a thought about this thread and I realised if you added shark and ***** into sentence, it becomes a lot more awesome

Beaten to it.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Beaten to it.

I could probably watch that gif all day

Also the picture you were put on probation for, totally worth it

 

[Anarchemitis]

Beaten to it.

I could probably watch that gif all day

Also the picture you were put on probation for, totally worth it

Fun story, that's the third time I've been put on probation for posting only a picture.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

The best reply to all arguments:

BEEEEEEAAAAAARSAAAAAAW

Sorry, can't think of any others...

SO how much to buy that off of you?

Both arms and a leg.

How about I simply give you a country to rule over when I take over the world?

Or I could just take two countries, hmm?

But... FINE! I'll give you three!

 

[Jedamethis]

The best reply to all arguments:

BEEEEEEAAAAAARSAAAAAAW

Sorry, can't think of any others...

SO how much to buy that off of you?

Both arms and a leg.

How about I simply give you a country to rule over when I take over the world?

Or I could just take two countries, hmm?

But... FINE! I'll give you three!

Sounds like a good deal, Here you go!
But you can't take my name off it

 

[Guy32]

Spoiler

I. AM. A. CLOWN. ROBOT.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

The best reply to all arguments:

BEEEEEEAAAAAARSAAAAAAW

Sorry, can't think of any others...

SO how much to buy that off of you?

Both arms and a leg.

How about I simply give you a country to rule over when I take over the world?

Or I could just take two countries, hmm?

But... FINE! I'll give you three!

Sounds like a good deal, Here you go!
But you can't take my name off it

Wouldn't dream of it! THIS IS HEREVBY THE BEARSAW OF JEDAMETHIAN STRENGTH!

 

[Mr. Omega]

Just replace "Dutch" with their nationality, or something else that would piss them off.

 

[Fredrikorex]

"lol"

The best reply for any situation.

 

[Jedamethis]

The best reply to all arguments:

BEEEEEEAAAAAARSAAAAAAW

Sorry, can't think of any others...

SO how much to buy that off of you?

Both arms and a leg.

How about I simply give you a country to rule over when I take over the world?

Or I could just take two countries, hmm?

But... FINE! I'll give you three!

Sounds like a good deal, Here you go!
But you can't take my name off it

Wouldn't dream of it! THIS IS HEREVBY THE BEARSAW OF JEDAMETHIAN STRENGTH!

Magnificent! Wield it proudly my friend.

 

[Folio]

Teacher: Are you even a student here?
What I wanted to say: It depends, are you teaching here?

Also on Team Fortress Maplestory:
"Hey, do you have the Spy hat?"
No, I guess you need to be patient.
"I'm not patient! I want that hat!"
And I want a girlfriend! I'm not rushing that!
"This is different, this is a hat we're talking about."
So? My girlfriend can sit on my head, too!

Some time ago in a supermarket:
Me: What do you want me to take?
Mom: I need you to take 500 grams of beef and a pot of spaghettisauce...
Me: FINALLY a woman who knows what she wants!
*Anonymous man is snickering*
Mom: Don't laugh, you!

On a bus where an old lady who is 'uncertain' about her age wants a seat. She asks a teenager.
Lady: May this old woman sit there, please?
What I wanted to say in that position: Oh, but you don't look that old.

 

[Folio]

Just replace "Dutch" with their nationality, or something else that would piss them off.

Good thing about the Dutch: They never care if you reference them. It only makes them more noticable. Just like in Third Rock from the Sun: "I am not an alien! Couldn't you consider that we are excentric or Dutch?"

 

[Captain Pirate]

Spoiler: this may be offinceive to some people

"If a wanted a good comeback, I'd scrape it from the back of your mother throat"

I heard a similiar one: If I wanted my comeback, I would've wiped it off your mum's chin.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Fun story, that's the third time I've been put on probation for posting only a picture.

That's a bummer. I thought a picture was meant to be a thousand words...