Awesome rivalries

[Hazy992]

You mean the picture of Vegeta flipping me off? The picture you use at every opportunity?

To this I say BOOM!

Your move ************!

Recoome?

He's hardly worth getting upset over.

I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

[sub]Me not giving a fuck if I was purple and had horns[/sub]​

You wanna be the guy who has the 'milky cannon'?

I'd still be able to blow your head off with an energy blast so there's that I suppose.

 

[Hazy992]

Also, inb4 Hazy saying Vegeta and Goku.

Fuck you Clarion!

My opinion of you two preceded me! Once I saw that thread topic first thought was [user]Daystar Clarion[/user] vs [user]Hazy992[/user]. Only in the Escapist, folks, and for just two more weeks. SOMEONE WILL DIE!! =P

I shall be victorious.

I have the biggest post count, which means I have the biggest penis.

[sub]That's what it means, right?[/sub]

No, you're clearly just compensating for something by having a high post count. My logic is air-tight and indisputable and I am always right because of reasons.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

You mean the picture of Vegeta flipping me off? The picture you use at every opportunity?

To this I say BOOM!

Your move ************!

Recoome?

He's hardly worth getting upset over.

I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

[sub]Me not giving a fuck if I was purple and had horns[/sub]​

You wanna be the guy who has the 'milky cannon'?

I'd still be able to blow your head off with an energy blast so there's that I suppose.

But you'll still be the guy with the milky cannon.

Our last words will be our laughter.

 

[Hazy992]

You mean the picture of Vegeta flipping me off? The picture you use at every opportunity?

To this I say BOOM!

Your move ************!

Recoome?

He's hardly worth getting upset over.

I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

[sub]Me not giving a fuck if I was purple and had horns[/sub]​

You wanna be the guy who has the 'milky cannon'?

I'd still be able to blow your head off with an energy blast so there's that I suppose.

But you'll still be the guy with the milky cannon.

Our last words will be our laughter.

The fact that it is a cannon and not a pistol as it would be in your case should tell you something.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

You mean the picture of Vegeta flipping me off? The picture you use at every opportunity?

To this I say BOOM!

Your move ************!

Recoome?

He's hardly worth getting upset over.

I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

[sub]Me not giving a fuck if I was purple and had horns[/sub]​

You wanna be the guy who has the 'milky cannon'?

I'd still be able to blow your head off with an energy blast so there's that I suppose.

But you'll still be the guy with the milky cannon.

Our last words will be our laughter.

The fact that it is a cannon and not a pistol as it would be in your case should tell you something.

Hurr hurr, penis joke iz funny.

You are blemish on the spectacular arse that is the Brovengers.

 

[Hazy992]

You mean the picture of Vegeta flipping me off? The picture you use at every opportunity?

To this I say BOOM!

Your move ************!

Recoome?

He's hardly worth getting upset over.

I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

[sub]Me not giving a fuck if I was purple and had horns[/sub]​

You wanna be the guy who has the 'milky cannon'?

I'd still be able to blow your head off with an energy blast so there's that I suppose.

But you'll still be the guy with the milky cannon.

Our last words will be our laughter.

The fact that it is a cannon and not a pistol as it would be in your case should tell you something.

Hurr hurr, penis joke iz funny.

You are blemish on the spectacular arse that is the Brovengers.

The Brovengers would be nothing without me! It wouldn't even be the Brovengers, it'd just be the stupid smelly club for jerks. I carry this team!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

You mean the picture of Vegeta flipping me off? The picture you use at every opportunity?

To this I say BOOM!

Your move ************!

Recoome?

He's hardly worth getting upset over.

I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

[sub]Me not giving a fuck if I was purple and had horns[/sub]​

You wanna be the guy who has the 'milky cannon'?

I'd still be able to blow your head off with an energy blast so there's that I suppose.

But you'll still be the guy with the milky cannon.

Our last words will be our laughter.

The fact that it is a cannon and not a pistol as it would be in your case should tell you something.

Hurr hurr, penis joke iz funny.

You are blemish on the spectacular arse that is the Brovengers.

The Brovengers would be nothing without me! It wouldn't even be the Brovengers, it'd just be the stupid smelly club for jerks. I carry this team!

Damn it Hazy, you're a loose cannon!

Will you ever follow the rules?

 

[Hazy992]

You mean the picture of Vegeta flipping me off? The picture you use at every opportunity?

To this I say BOOM!

Your move ************!

Recoome?

He's hardly worth getting upset over.

I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

[sub]Me not giving a fuck if I was purple and had horns[/sub]​

You wanna be the guy who has the 'milky cannon'?

I'd still be able to blow your head off with an energy blast so there's that I suppose.

But you'll still be the guy with the milky cannon.

Our last words will be our laughter.

The fact that it is a cannon and not a pistol as it would be in your case should tell you something.

Hurr hurr, penis joke iz funny.

You are blemish on the spectacular arse that is the Brovengers.

The Brovengers would be nothing without me! It wouldn't even be the Brovengers, it'd just be the stupid smelly club for jerks. I carry this team!

Damn it Hazy, you're a loose cannon!

Will you ever follow the rules?

I don't need your 'rules' man! I save this forum my own damn way!

 

[DJjaffacake]

Despite Daystar derailing his own thread I shall obstinately stick to the original premise and go for these two:

 

[Leemaster777]

Oh, oh, I've got a good one! And it isn't Japanese, either!

Spoiler

Captcha: Think Green

I guess the Captcha is rooting for the Hulk.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

You mean the picture of Vegeta flipping me off? The picture you use at every opportunity?

To this I say BOOM!

Your move ************!

Recoome?

He's hardly worth getting upset over.

I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

[sub]Me not giving a fuck if I was purple and had horns[/sub]​

You wanna be the guy who has the 'milky cannon'?

I'd still be able to blow your head off with an energy blast so there's that I suppose.

But you'll still be the guy with the milky cannon.

Our last words will be our laughter.

The fact that it is a cannon and not a pistol as it would be in your case should tell you something.

Hurr hurr, penis joke iz funny.

You are blemish on the spectacular arse that is the Brovengers.

The Brovengers would be nothing without me! It wouldn't even be the Brovengers, it'd just be the stupid smelly club for jerks. I carry this team!

Damn it Hazy, you're a loose cannon!

Will you ever follow the rules?

I don't need your 'rules' man! I save this forum my own damn way!

Which way is that exactly?

Chewing Vegeta only goes so far...

 

[Hazy992]

You mean the picture of Vegeta flipping me off? The picture you use at every opportunity?

To this I say BOOM!

Your move ************!

Recoome?

He's hardly worth getting upset over.

I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

[sub]Me not giving a fuck if I was purple and had horns[/sub]​

You wanna be the guy who has the 'milky cannon'?

I'd still be able to blow your head off with an energy blast so there's that I suppose.

But you'll still be the guy with the milky cannon.

Our last words will be our laughter.

The fact that it is a cannon and not a pistol as it would be in your case should tell you something.

Hurr hurr, penis joke iz funny.

You are blemish on the spectacular arse that is the Brovengers.

The Brovengers would be nothing without me! It wouldn't even be the Brovengers, it'd just be the stupid smelly club for jerks. I carry this team!

Damn it Hazy, you're a loose cannon!

Will you ever follow the rules?

I don't need your 'rules' man! I save this forum my own damn way!

Which way is that exactly?

Chewing Vegeta only goes so far...

I could explain it to you but I fear it is too awesome for your feeble mind to comprehend and your head may explode.

 

[wooty]

The only ones that come to mind are Liverpool/Everton, Man City/ManUre, Tottenham/Arsenal, Patriots/Jets.

But I am of that world.

 

[rayen020]

wolverine/sabertooth
spiderman/venom
ironman/tonystark
batman/joker
the spoiler warning guys/videogames of dubious quality
peter griffin/the giant chicken

 

[Daystar Clarion]

You mean the picture of Vegeta flipping me off? The picture you use at every opportunity?

To this I say BOOM!

Your move ************!

Recoome?

He's hardly worth getting upset over.

I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

[sub]Me not giving a fuck if I was purple and had horns[/sub]​

You wanna be the guy who has the 'milky cannon'?

I'd still be able to blow your head off with an energy blast so there's that I suppose.

But you'll still be the guy with the milky cannon.

Our last words will be our laughter.

The fact that it is a cannon and not a pistol as it would be in your case should tell you something.

Hurr hurr, penis joke iz funny.

You are blemish on the spectacular arse that is the Brovengers.

The Brovengers would be nothing without me! It wouldn't even be the Brovengers, it'd just be the stupid smelly club for jerks. I carry this team!

Damn it Hazy, you're a loose cannon!

Will you ever follow the rules?

I don't need your 'rules' man! I save this forum my own damn way!

Which way is that exactly?

Chewing Vegeta only goes so far...

I could explain it to you but I fear it is too awesome for your feeble mind to comprehend and your head may explode.

What are we doing Hazy...

Look at we've become...

 

[Hazy992]

You mean the picture of Vegeta flipping me off? The picture you use at every opportunity?

To this I say BOOM!

Your move ************!

Recoome?

He's hardly worth getting upset over.

I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

[sub]Me not giving a fuck if I was purple and had horns[/sub]​

You wanna be the guy who has the 'milky cannon'?

I'd still be able to blow your head off with an energy blast so there's that I suppose.

But you'll still be the guy with the milky cannon.

Our last words will be our laughter.

The fact that it is a cannon and not a pistol as it would be in your case should tell you something.

Hurr hurr, penis joke iz funny.

You are blemish on the spectacular arse that is the Brovengers.

The Brovengers would be nothing without me! It wouldn't even be the Brovengers, it'd just be the stupid smelly club for jerks. I carry this team!

Damn it Hazy, you're a loose cannon!

Will you ever follow the rules?

I don't need your 'rules' man! I save this forum my own damn way!

Which way is that exactly?

Chewing Vegeta only goes so far...

I could explain it to you but I fear it is too awesome for your feeble mind to comprehend and your head may explode.

What are we doing Hazy...

Look at we've become...

I don't know what you mean, I've become more powerful than you can possibly comprehend! I'm also delightfully mad!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

You mean the picture of Vegeta flipping me off? The picture you use at every opportunity?

To this I say BOOM!

Your move ************!

Recoome?

He's hardly worth getting upset over.

I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

[sub]Me not giving a fuck if I was purple and had horns[/sub]​

You wanna be the guy who has the 'milky cannon'?

I'd still be able to blow your head off with an energy blast so there's that I suppose.

But you'll still be the guy with the milky cannon.

Our last words will be our laughter.

The fact that it is a cannon and not a pistol as it would be in your case should tell you something.

Hurr hurr, penis joke iz funny.

You are blemish on the spectacular arse that is the Brovengers.

The Brovengers would be nothing without me! It wouldn't even be the Brovengers, it'd just be the stupid smelly club for jerks. I carry this team!

Damn it Hazy, you're a loose cannon!

Will you ever follow the rules?

I don't need your 'rules' man! I save this forum my own damn way!

Which way is that exactly?

Chewing Vegeta only goes so far...

I could explain it to you but I fear it is too awesome for your feeble mind to comprehend and your head may explode.

What are we doing Hazy...

Look at we've become...

I don't know what you mean, I've become more powerful than you can possibly comprehend! I'm also delightfully mad!

Then I must put you down.

It's my responsibility afterall.

Because I am your father.
[sub]Maybe.[/sub]

 

[Hazy992]

You mean the picture of Vegeta flipping me off? The picture you use at every opportunity?

To this I say BOOM!

Your move ************!

Recoome?

He's hardly worth getting upset over.

I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

[sub]Me not giving a fuck if I was purple and had horns[/sub]​

You wanna be the guy who has the 'milky cannon'?

I'd still be able to blow your head off with an energy blast so there's that I suppose.

But you'll still be the guy with the milky cannon.

Our last words will be our laughter.

The fact that it is a cannon and not a pistol as it would be in your case should tell you something.

Hurr hurr, penis joke iz funny.

You are blemish on the spectacular arse that is the Brovengers.

The Brovengers would be nothing without me! It wouldn't even be the Brovengers, it'd just be the stupid smelly club for jerks. I carry this team!

Damn it Hazy, you're a loose cannon!

Will you ever follow the rules?

I don't need your 'rules' man! I save this forum my own damn way!

Which way is that exactly?

Chewing Vegeta only goes so far...

I could explain it to you but I fear it is too awesome for your feeble mind to comprehend and your head may explode.

What are we doing Hazy...

Look at we've become...

I don't know what you mean, I've become more powerful than you can possibly comprehend! I'm also delightfully mad!

Then I must put you down.

It's my responsibility afterall.

Because I am your father.
[sub]Maybe.[/sub]

That's not true! That's impossible! [sub]I mean it really is, you're only five years older than me[/sub]

And you can try but it won't end well!


Now witness my limitless power!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

You mean the picture of Vegeta flipping me off? The picture you use at every opportunity?

To this I say BOOM!

Your move ************!

Recoome?

He's hardly worth getting upset over.

I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

[sub]Me not giving a fuck if I was purple and had horns[/sub]​

You wanna be the guy who has the 'milky cannon'?

I'd still be able to blow your head off with an energy blast so there's that I suppose.

But you'll still be the guy with the milky cannon.

Our last words will be our laughter.

The fact that it is a cannon and not a pistol as it would be in your case should tell you something.

Hurr hurr, penis joke iz funny.

You are blemish on the spectacular arse that is the Brovengers.

The Brovengers would be nothing without me! It wouldn't even be the Brovengers, it'd just be the stupid smelly club for jerks. I carry this team!

Damn it Hazy, you're a loose cannon!

Will you ever follow the rules?

I don't need your 'rules' man! I save this forum my own damn way!

Which way is that exactly?

Chewing Vegeta only goes so far...

I could explain it to you but I fear it is too awesome for your feeble mind to comprehend and your head may explode.

What are we doing Hazy...

Look at we've become...

I don't know what you mean, I've become more powerful than you can possibly comprehend! I'm also delightfully mad!

Then I must put you down.

It's my responsibility afterall.

Because I am your father.
[sub]Maybe.[/sub]

That's not true! That's impossible! [sub]I mean it really is, you're only five years older than me[/sub]

And you can try but it won't end well!


Now witness my limitless power!

You are not worthy as my opponent.


[sub]I fucking love using that clip [/sub]

 

[Hazy992]

You mean the picture of Vegeta flipping me off? The picture you use at every opportunity?

To this I say BOOM!

Your move ************!

Recoome?

He's hardly worth getting upset over.

I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

[sub]Me not giving a fuck if I was purple and had horns[/sub]​

You wanna be the guy who has the 'milky cannon'?

I'd still be able to blow your head off with an energy blast so there's that I suppose.

But you'll still be the guy with the milky cannon.

Our last words will be our laughter.

The fact that it is a cannon and not a pistol as it would be in your case should tell you something.

Hurr hurr, penis joke iz funny.

You are blemish on the spectacular arse that is the Brovengers.

The Brovengers would be nothing without me! It wouldn't even be the Brovengers, it'd just be the stupid smelly club for jerks. I carry this team!

Damn it Hazy, you're a loose cannon!

Will you ever follow the rules?

I don't need your 'rules' man! I save this forum my own damn way!

Which way is that exactly?

Chewing Vegeta only goes so far...

I could explain it to you but I fear it is too awesome for your feeble mind to comprehend and your head may explode.

What are we doing Hazy...

Look at we've become...

I don't know what you mean, I've become more powerful than you can possibly comprehend! I'm also delightfully mad!

Then I must put you down.

It's my responsibility afterall.

Because I am your father.
[sub]Maybe.[/sub]

That's not true! That's impossible! [sub]I mean it really is, you're only five years older than me[/sub]

And you can try but it won't end well!


Now witness my limitless power!

You are not worthy as my opponent.


[sub]I fucking love using that clip [/sub]

Pah! You're not worthy to polish my boots if I had any!


[sub]Yes I've noticed Thought I'd use this one again [/sub]