awesome things you do when no one is around

[Raiha]

why do i always do awesome things when no one is there to see it? today i caught a fly at work just by reaching out and grabbing it but no one was around to see it. granted it was mostly luck, but it was still really cool. has this happend to you all before?

edited for spelling. sorry, i can't type when i've had a few drinks.

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

I flew a space ship and defeated an evil empire. Seriously, I did - just you guys weren't there to see it.
EDIT: I believe that 'before' has an 'e' in it.

 

[Dango]

Speak Japanese. I'm serious.

 

[Blue Musician]

I can catch butterflies without hurting them with my bare hands!

And I am serious about that. Sadly I haven't seen many butterflies in the part 6 months...
Other than that probably some of the pieces I play on piano, but other than that...

 

[Blueruler182]

I *****-slapped a fly out of the bathroom. I felt really bad-ass about it.

EDIT: Oh, I thought of one. When I get really focused on something I go into autopilot and I can do anything without thinking about it. I've juggled, cleaned, drawn, written, walked, I catch shit, fix shit. It's awesome.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Speak with an elder being of a different dimension. I do it all the time, when nobody's around...

 

[bloodshed113094]

I once got the mine on the first pick in minesweeper...
yeah...
and once i jumped on someone in halo assassinated, jumped off and killed another guy. Well, i did that in some game... i have shit memory

 

[Haunted Serenity]

I juggle sharp objects. soon as someone watches I cut myself or drop them. Even if I don't know they are there. I'll cut myself and turn around and a customer walked in and was watching what i was doing.

 

[rookie.of.the.year]

Speak to animals like Eliza Thornberry :3

 

[Skorpyo]

I turn into a tourettes sufferer.

Yell at just about anything.

 

[jackknife402]

catch multiple falling objects at once....without even looking at them. No one around, though once there was when at work a bottle of wine fell and I was facing away, did a 180 and caught it and set it back up casually like it was an everyday thing. Made that little 16 year old girl swoon like a ***** in heat.

 

[dmase]

Teach myself calculus... well the application of at least

 

[gabe12301]

Nothing.I have no life lol

 

[Hana_aoki]

I draw. I can't do that with other people around, because they'll usually come watch, and it freaks me out.

 

[Mimssy]

I can make baskets in basketball if no one is watching.

Things I like to do when no one is around: Dance naked.

 

[Marmooset]

Masturbate with stolen cheese.

Swiss, right?

OT: I surf the web whilst not being tackled by small children.