Awkward situations

[Beffudled Sheep]

I've already said this in another thread but this really is the most awkward situation i've ever been in.
Im at a friends apartment, she asks me if i will take a shit on her! I respond with a 2 minute long uuuhhhhhh... she then asks me to piss on her. More uuuhhhhhh... She takes offence at my loss for words and kicks me out of her apartment screaming something about her thinking i loved her. It was weird and i never felt comfortable around her again.

 

[dan-the-man]

well in the school assembly some people in the year above were getting rewards, as they got their names called out i wasn't really listening until 'Alex Cox' got called out, i couldnt help but burst into laughter and tryed my best to contain it for about 5 minutes, for some reason it jst tickled me

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

Way back in my High-school days, my girlfriend and I would often run into each other at the library. The trouble was, we were always reading something at the time. The conversations usually followed this format:

"Oh, hey."

"Hey."

*awkward silence*

"What're you reading?"

"*title of book*. You?"

"*title of book*."

"Ah."

*awkward silence*

*bell*

"Well, see you later."

"Yeah."

You romantic, you.

Hey now, I'm a romantic. I just read a lot as well.

Or am I seeing sarcasm where it isn't again?

 

[YouGetWhatsGiven]

I was once in a movie theater, and I saw this good looking girl and she looked right at me, and she started mouthing words. I started mouthing words back, and she gave me a face like "what are you doing?" I looked behind me and saw a friend of hers talking to her. I left that movie.

I have done that so many times. Its not even funny.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

I was once in a movie theater, and I saw this good looking girl and she looked right at me, and she started mouthing words. I started mouthing words back, and she gave me a face like "what are you doing?" I looked behind me and saw a friend of hers talking to her. I left that movie.

I have done that so many times. Its not even funny.

Learn to ignore people, it's easy just think "Someone waving, ignore them", then pretend you didn't notice them if they actually knew you.

 

[Zarake]

I walked in on my mother and her boyfriend while they were... being intimate. Then my mom went ahead and made things a hell of a lot worse by giving me a lecture on love and respect and how it's nothing to be ashamed of. At fifteen, you do not want a lecture on sex from your recently un-nuditised mother.

I can one up you on that...MY friend and I managed to walk in on his grandparent's getting intimate, guh I can't look at them the same anymore.

Also, back when I was in elementry school my friend and I would make faces at eachother across the hall (We both sat near the door of our respective class rooms) well, as we're doing this one day the principle walked by, he see's both of us, and starts laughing and wouldn't tell anyone what was so funny. Doesn't sound awkward but it was. Trust me.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Well, new years day was awkward as hell. I woke up, as you do, next to a girl I had never seen before in my life. I didn't know where it was at the time (I later found that it was her bedroom), but we both woke up and did the standard conversation. And then someone knocks on her door and calls to her. She quietly swears and tells me it's her boyfriend. So I end up spending 40 bloody minutes stuffed in her wardrobe as they have a conversation. Who talks for 40 minutes?!

 

[nathan-dts]

So, I walked into one of the common rooms, and I find one of the freshman crying. I proceed to tell her that all is not lost, that this early in the semisteryou can work with the professor,and do things like that.

Then she said, "My dog died."

Wow, that must have been awkward.

 

[YouGetWhatsGiven]

I was once in a movie theater, and I saw this good looking girl and she looked right at me, and she started mouthing words. I started mouthing words back, and she gave me a face like "what are you doing?" I looked behind me and saw a friend of hers talking to her. I left that movie.

I have done that so many times. Its not even funny.

Learn to ignore people, it's easy just think "Someone waving, ignore them", then pretend you didn't notice them if they actually knew you.

I know, I am doing that now. Sometimes though, my friends get pissed if I don't answer them.

 

[Zenode]

I Answer the phone and the person on the other end asked me to get someone and instead of saying yes you say "Yes Please" I walk off only to realise i sounded like an idiot

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

I know, I am doing that now. Sometimes though, my friends get pissed if I don't answer them.

This is when you learn to lie, just say "Oh shit, sorry man, I was hanging out with this friend of mine and her boyfriend thinks we hooked up and threatened to kick my ass and you looked like him from where I was standing, sorry man. Freaked me right out though" then it's all nervous smiles and laughing and you are safe in the knowledge that you don't look like a tool.

 

[duckfi8]

with the dog one just say well there was a guy looking in2 ur house, my dog was barking at him to try and warn you

 

[Erana]

So, I walked into one of the common rooms, and I find one of the freshman crying. I proceed to tell her that all is not lost, that this early in the semisteryou can work with the professor,and do things like that.

Then she said, "My dog died."

Wow, that must have been awkward.

Well, I made her laugh, and I showed that I cared, so it was nice for her, just awkward for me.

 

[r4ndom]

Me and a friend were visiting a chum in Bournemouth, and decided to go drinking and smoking weed down at the famous Bournemouth Pier, and on our way back after a morning of hard drinking, (I must mention that we were carrying a crate of beer, and pretty drunk - so you know what we looked like) and I see a really hot girl walking towards us...

So as a joke I said, as I was turning to my mate -

"You hold her down, i'll finger her!"

Only to realise that the person walking next to me was a middle-aged woman (and a parking attendant to boot) who was attempting to pass us.

I've never seen anyone walk as fast as that woman did that day. It was like something out of a cartoon.

 

[r4ndom]

One time when I was in high school I was in my room with my girlfriend when we heard my mom coming up the stairs. My girlfriend quickly got up and ran into the closet. My mom came in and yelled, "JUSTIN, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE??" I panicked, and said the first thing that came to my mind which was "I'm...err...uhh...masturbating." She kind of gave me a blank look for a second and said "Oh...ok...well uhh, don't stay up too late" and left. The next morning was so freaking awkward.

Man that is so funny. I could see that on a TV show. That 70's Show for example, would be perfect.

EDIT : Sorry, random DP.

 

[Vanilla Gorilla]

I suspect next friday will result in the most awkward of evenings, my ex and the two women who have been kindly enough to sleep with me since, at the same party all at once! Hooray! I predict awkward situations aplenty.

 

[mattttherman3]

Well it was my prom night, my mom had gotten me my date, which was actually smoking hot, and much hotter than the girl I was going to take(my buddies sister, but he made a huge fuss about it being "HIS PROM" and that she would ruin it for him, so that is why I didn't go with his sister, surprisingly me and him are still friends), anyway, were dancing right, my hands are on her hips and all my concentration is on trying to keep my woodie down(I barely knew the girl at this point only having met her the day before), and suddenly she grabs my hands and puts them back on her hips, because I was so into keeping my woody down, I hadn't noticed my hands had gone up to her chest, that was awkward as hell.