awsomest quote you read on a toiler wall

[idodo35]

since the begining of time philosophers and men of science thought and said smart things.
since writing was invented those smart things were quoted.
since man learned to poop in a ceramic bowl atatched to a sewer system there were toilets.
since they invented permanant marker people wrote stuff on bathrooms walls all around the globe.
so what is the smartest/funniest/awsomest thing you ever saw written on the toilets wall?

Spoiler: mine

on one of my elemantary schools bathrooms it was written this:
poop in peace poop in class and dont forget to wipe your ass! (it sounds way better in hebrew when its poop in peace poop in comfort... but that doesnt rime in eanglish...)

 

[])rStrangelove]

"havin' fun in the sun is hot"

lol so true

 

[Esotera]

HAPPY EASTER, CLEANING STAFF OF X COLLEGE!!!!!!!!

Does smart-ass count?

 

[Vegosiux]

"The button" with an arrow pointing down to the doo-hickey you use to flush.

 

[SidingWithTheEnemy]

More like a picture

Spoiler: this one...

The chemical formulae of Cocaine (it was at the university of natural science / chemistry departement obviously)

 

[gazumped]

At my uni someone's wrote 'Ode to a toilet' in the old cubicals.
Can't remember it word for word but it was something along the lines of

Oh, toilet,
Having to sit there and take our shit
You must feel so unloved
But we appreciate it.

 

[asylumsweetie]

Best one I ever saw was a toilet in a pub in Dublin.

'Sorry about the mess. Not midget friendly, these loos. Love, the midget.'

The stench was ungodly but oh how I laughed.

 

[Johnnydillinger]

On the door: "Turn Left"
Then I turned left and this was there: "turn to your right"
To the right it said: "behind you"
Behind me on the wall it said "Are you here to look around or to take that shit?"

Apparently, sounds a bit better in hungarian.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Well, on a sign on the door of a toilet block at university

PULL ON THE DOORick <- See what a university education gets you these days?

 

[steeple]

Spoiler: mine

on one of my elemantary schools bathrooms it was written this:
poop in peace poop in class and dont forget to wipe your ass! (it sounds way better in hebrew when its poop in peace poop in comfort... but that doesnt rime in eanglish...)

the "class" doesnt fit in there at all, so either you changed/added it yourself or the guy who wrote it wasnt the greatest poet who ever lived (shocking, I know)

OT: well, since I only use public-toilets if they're in the mall (where they actually keep it clean, unlike those fucked-up school bathrooms), I dont remember reading anything interesting while doing my business...
I might have to do it myself there, one day...

 

[idodo35]

Spoiler: mine

on one of my elemantary schools bathrooms it was written this:
poop in peace poop in class and dont forget to wipe your ass! (it sounds way better in hebrew when its poop in peace poop in comfort... but that doesnt rime in eanglish...)

the "class" doesnt fit in there at all, so either you changed/added it yourself or the guy who wrote it wasnt the greatest poet who ever lived (shocking, I know)

yea i said... i changed it so it rimes in eanglish as well....
it was originaly:
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meaning (in hebrew) poop in peace poop in comfort and dont forget to wipe your ass...
and i doubt he was a great poet as well since he was a elamentry school student and my school wasnt anything spacial...

 

[idodo35]

"You are sitting where I just rubbed one out. Where did it end up? I don't know. Maybe you'll be the one to find out. Enjoy the rest of the time on your throne."

Fortunately, I was just there to wash my hands and the door was fully open so I spotted the text.

this sounds like a doctor sues book XD
btw interesting trivia in hebrew sues means horse so i spent my entire childhood thinking i was reading books written by a writing horse who was also a doctor XD damn was i impressed XD

 

[Llil]

On the door: "Turn Left"
Then I turned left and this was there: "turn to your right"
To the right it said: "behind you"
Behind me on the wall it said "Are you here to look around or to take that shit?"

I've seen a similar one, except the first line was on the wall behind the toilet and the last line was "Stop pissing all over the stall!"

There was one that said "Even a baby can shit in a toilet. Real men shit on the ceiling!" And sure enough, there was shit stuck up there.

I've also seen this: "I cried because I didn't have shoes, until I saw a man with no legs."
Then under that, someone else had written "I laughed when I saw he had shoes."

 

[steeple]

Spoiler: mine

on one of my elemantary schools bathrooms it was written this:
poop in peace poop in class and dont forget to wipe your ass! (it sounds way better in hebrew when its poop in peace poop in comfort... but that doesnt rime in eanglish...)

the "class" doesnt fit in there at all, so either you changed/added it yourself or the guy who wrote it wasnt the greatest poet who ever lived (shocking, I know)

yea i said... i changed it so it rimes in eanglish as well....
it was originaly:
&#1495;&#1512;&#1489;&#1503; &#1489;&#1513;&#1511;&#1496; &#1495;&#1512;&#1489;&#1503; &#1489;&#1504;&#1495;&#1514; &#1493;&#1488;&#1500; &#1514;&#1513;&#1499;&#1498; &#1500;&#1504;&#1490;&#1489; &#1488;&#1514; &#1492;&#1514;&#1495;&#1514;
meaning (in hebrew) poop in peace poop in comfort and dont forget to wipe your ass...
and i doubt he was a great poet as well since he was a elamentry school student and my school wasnt anything spacial...

well, that makes more sense... and somehow, I get the feeling like I've seen it/heard about it somewhere before, but that's just the brain-slugs probably...

and as for the poet, there are plenty of young, talented poets out there...

Spoiler: for example:

I think I made my point as clear as it is false

 

[idodo35]

snip

and as for the poet, there are plenty of young, talented poets out there...

yea but mostly they use paper rather then bathroom walls to write masterpieces like this one XP

 

[GWarface]

I saw one in a technical school i went to. In danish though..

"Skid meget, skid længe, du skider for mesters penge,
Skid ofte, skid tit, til mester går fallit".

Translated roughly into english:

"Shit a lot, shit long, you are shitting for the boss' money,
Shit often, shit a lot, until the boss goes bankrupt".

Always thought it was pretty funny and i quickly memorized it.. It doesnt rhyme in english though..

 

[Sulacu]

There are a few classic toilet wall scribblings that I remember, but they are fairly cliched to be sure. An example would be 'Some come here to sit and think, but I come here to shit and stink.' A lot of people must have seen that one.

And where I'm from, toilet walls are like message boards for volleying insults between football supporters. They can get... flowery.

 

[Cazza]

I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite stall on the citadel.

Where hasn't Shepard been?

 

[JesterRaiin]

http://ateacherswrites.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/question-everything.jpg

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