I woulden't. They'd probably find some way to make propaganda out of it. I can see it now: Bacon Sandwich attacks German Shepard.The_root_of_all_evil said:First person to share this with PETA gets a bacon cookie.
Indigo_Dingo said:I never thought I'd see news that had absolutely no way of ever affecting me. But as a vegetarian non-drinker, I can conclude that this news is absolutely worthless to me.
But what about a Baconaisse sandwich?
Be pre-emptive, eat the sandwich before bed after a night out... just don't set anything on fire.Danzorz said:This is my problem.Kukul said:When I have my usual hangover, I can barely swallow my own saliva without puking not to mention bacon sandwich.
Yes, thats what i do too! And every time i go to the toilet i top up from the tap. I never get hangovers this way and cook bacon butties for everyone else who was too foolish not to.CanadianWolverine said:I should share this though and science helped me find it too:
I don't suffer from hang overs. Ever.
Want to know the secret? No, its not something prudish like don't drink, its quite the opposite actually. For every alcoholic drink I consume, I do one of two things:
1) If it comes with ice cubes, I eat the ice.
2) If it does not come with ice, I drink a glass of water.
MY GOD MAN! That sounds freakin amazing right now.GloatingSwine said:Bacon sandwiches are good.
Bacon bagels are better. A nice onion bagel, with juicy bacon, not too salty, and a dash of HP's fine brown sauce.
Hungry now. Grr.
it's "wrapped". Not that yours sounds like it wouldn't be good, but any other context... well.. ever, could get you in a lot of trouble!open trap said:ever try meat raped in bacon
its freeking awsome
Try Turkey Bacon. It's delicious and even when it's well done it's chewy.Malygris said:True bacon story!
Bacon doesn't necessarily have to be crunchy. In fact, some people are raised to think that un-crunchy bacon is "normal." Like me, for instance.
My dad likes to cook. My dad also likes his meat rare. A fine combination when you're dealing with beef but some people are a bit iffy about it when it comes to pork products. Like my mom, for instance. She's never been thrilled with his culinary skillz with the pig. Not that anyone's ever been sick, of course. My mom is just a bit more nervous about what she eats than my dad. (My dad generally thinks that as long as it's stopped moving, it's ready to eat.)
Anyway.
Many many years ago, we're camping up in the great woodlands of the north. This was back in the days when my dad was still semi-social, so when the campground decided to get together for a big group breakfast one morning, off we went. Everyone was volunteering for this or that: Cooking, cleaning up, whatever. My dad, naturally, signed up for a chef gig and as you've no doubt guessed, he got bacon duty.
I was eating all the bacon I could get my hands on but eventually we noticed that nobody else was touching the stuff. Before long a nice lady who had kind of put herself in charge came over and said people were complaining; I don't recall the details except that she noted that most people prefer their bacon not to squeal while they're eating it. Then she took my dad's spatula away.
I don't think he ever really recovered. He certainly never cooked for a public audience again. But he never surrendered his principles, either, and to this day, our bacon is soft and chewy. Just the way it should be.