Bacon

[Woodsey]

Bacon tastes great and the internet is full of porn. And because of this, I don't care if we're not allowed to say the internet.

 

[Neonbob]

Bacon is meat candy.
There is really no other way to put it.
I pity your brother now.

And I love my computer too. It brings me here!

ah neonbob, i must kindly ask you to do one thing:

GET OUT OFF MY HEAD AND STOP STEALLING MY WORDS BEFORE I THINK THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[endrage]


EDIT: i forgot one of the wolrd greatest ideas: bacon and fudge! (cookie for reference)

Muahahaah.
Never.
You have a comfy sofa in here.
And I've already trained your subconscious to get me sodas.
^_^

 

[NotAPie]

Bacon makes everything better!

I just looked up 'bacon' in google, and found a picture of a woman in a bacon bikini. Your point has been proven.

Oh god.
That just seems wrong.

 

[Olikunmissile]

Pork, it's the meat of kings.
It's made from swine so it sure tastes fine.

Internet has porn? And, without the internet, email wouldn't exist, everyone would have to write things down and send them to each other.

but what about phones?

Try sending a CV through a phone.

I did and let me tell you, it did not go well.

 

[UltraParanoia]

Since I don't eat meat I don't see why bacon is so popular...

This.

I've tried bacon before though and thats basically what made me a vegetarian at 4. It tasted awful.

It was either overcooked or undercooked. Bacons one of those meats that have to be cooked properly.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

My thoughts on this topic.

what?

Computers and bacon, attacking and driving off somewhere, seriously, what the dassie?

 

[Julianking93]

Since I don't eat meat I don't see why bacon is so popular...

This.

I've tried bacon before though and thats basically what made me a vegetarian at 4. It tasted awful.

It was either overcooked or undercooked. Bacons one of those meats that have to be cooked properly.

Perhaps, but I'm not about to try it again. I haven't had any meat since that day. Even before that, I'd refuse to eat meat.

 

[Crapster]

I feel that this man sums up the greatness of bacon quite nicely.

 

[Flos]

Excuses are like assholes. Everyone has one.

Except for that woman who was born without an anus.

You're so inconsiderate.

 

[thepj]

Bacon is meat candy.
There is really no other way to put it.
I pity your brother now.

And I love my computer too. It brings me here!

ah neonbob, i must kindly ask you to do one thing:

GET OUT OFF MY HEAD AND STOP STEALLING MY WORDS BEFORE I THINK THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[endrage]


EDIT: i forgot one of the wolrd greatest ideas: bacon and fudge! (cookie for reference)

Muahahaah.
Never.
You have a comfy sofa in here.
And I've already trained your subconscious to get me sodas.
^_^

so thaaat's why i've got this weird obbsesion with pepsi? you learn something new every day (pepsi!).

what about my ideas what did you do to them? they've gone wierd o.o

 

[Instinct Blues]

Bacon is the one thing in this world I would commit murder to obtain.

 

[Snotnarok]

Bacon has become new products? Bacon soap, bacon styled sneakers, bacon gum, bacon rubberbands. And no, I'm not kidding.

Have you tried bacon mints? They're one of the few instances where I'd say adding bacon was not a good thing.

No haha I've heard of them though, I can't imagine them being great. I follow geekologie.com and he has bacon stuff almost every other week.

 

[Ilovechocolatemilk]

Bacon is the best tasting cut of meat hands down (in small quantities). It tastes so good that it improves other, inferior cuts of meat (see chesseburgers, chicken salads, etc).

Computers make the world run. The end.

 

[mrx19869]

i love bacon.bacon is good with everything. sandwiches, bacon, pizza, chicken, fish, salad, potatoes,hamburger, eggs,

 

[Neonbob]

ah neonbob, i must kindly ask you to do one thing:

GET OUT OFF MY HEAD AND STOP STEALLING MY WORDS BEFORE I THINK THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[endrage]


EDIT: i forgot one of the wolrd greatest ideas: bacon and fudge! (cookie for reference)

Muahahaah.
Never.
You have a comfy sofa in here.
And I've already trained your subconscious to get me sodas.
^_^

so thaaat's why i've got this weird obbsesion with pepsi? you learn something new every day (pepsi!).

what about my ideas what did you do to them? they've gone wierd o.o

That would be why.
You should indulge your obsession now.

And apparently I'm something of an agent of chaos.
Whatever environment I'm in will inevitably descend into a pile of rubble.
So I'll move out in a bit. Into another mind. :-D

 

[Sgt Doom]

And on the 7th day, God chopped up a pig, fried slices of it, and called it Bacon. He looked upon it, and He was pleased.

 

[knight of zendikar]

Bacon makes everything better!

I just looked up 'bacon' in google, and found a picture of a woman in a bacon bikini. Your point has been proven.

That is pretty awesome. im not going to lie about it.

 

[thepj]

ah neonbob, i must kindly ask you to do one thing:

GET OUT OFF MY HEAD AND STOP STEALLING MY WORDS BEFORE I THINK THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[endrage]


EDIT: i forgot one of the wolrd greatest ideas: bacon and fudge! (cookie for reference)

Muahahaah.
Never.
You have a comfy sofa in here.
And I've already trained your subconscious to get me sodas.
^_^

so thaaat's why i've got this weird obbsesion with pepsi? you learn something new every day (pepsi!).

what about my ideas what did you do to them? they've gone wierd o.o

That would be why.
You should indulge your obsession now.

And apparently I'm something of an agent of chaos.
Whatever environment I'm in will inevitably descend into a pile of rubble.
So I'll move out in a bit. Into another mind. :-D

oh thank god, if you could at least hide all the junk and pretend you don't exist tomorow, i've got visitors coming. alos quit trying to nuke my alternate presonality's pet whale, jeff says it traumatizing it. do you know how hard it is to untraumatize a whale!!!

also just remember not to go near the closet where i keep useless facts, the last guy that went there, well let's just say when he left all he knew were facts about japan, lions and helicopeters =D

 

[Viper1265]

My vegetarian sister has got my parents on a diet and im caught in the middle. We still had bacon this morning but... it was turkey bacon and it just not the same... just not the same... *cries*

 

[Neonbob]

You should indulge your obsession now.

And apparently I'm something of an agent of chaos.
Whatever environment I'm in will inevitably descend into a pile of rubble.
So I'll move out in a bit. Into another mind. :-D

oh thank god, if you could at least hide all the junk and pretend you don't exist tomorow, i've got visitors coming. alos quit trying to nuke my alternate presonality's pet whale, jeff says it traumatizing it. do you know how hard it is to untraumatize a whale!!!

also just remember not to go near the closet where i keep useless facts, the last guy that went there, well let's just say when he left all he knew were facts about japan, lions and helicopeters =D

I could do that...for the right price.

And I'll stop trying.
I'll just do it tomorrow. ^_^