Bacon

[Pegghead]

BACON! Why I love bacon so much, I can feel my inner bard coming out as I type this! *Ahem*

Oh bacon for breakfast, bacon for tea, bacon's the yummiest meat for me. It's juicy, it's tasty, the fat gets real pasty, whenever you're eating it don't be hasty. Sure it aint healthy what with all that fat, cloggin' up your arteries and stuff like that, hell if you eat too much it'll clog your brain. But don't feel sore and don't feel blue 'bout all this jive I'm layin' on you, 'cause if you enjoy it the pig didn't die in vain.

So stick with your pork, keep your ham to yourself, put all that snout meat back on the shelf, 'cause brother I feel my tummy is a quakin'. No I don't want chicken or cow right now, give me the juiciest meat of the hour, 'cause right now I'll be just makin' bacon.

 

[Captain Spiral]

I feel that this man sums up the greatness of bacon quite nicely.

Me and my friends were literally quoting this clip at 2 am this morning as we ate...wait for it....bacon and fruit. "What am I doing with all this worthless fruit?!"

As for the computers well you wouldnt be on this forum, reading our replies to your oh so important questions without it, now would you?

 

[thepj]

You should indulge your obsession now.

And apparently I'm something of an agent of chaos.
Whatever environment I'm in will inevitably descend into a pile of rubble.
So I'll move out in a bit. Into another mind. :-D

oh thank god, if you could at least hide all the junk and pretend you don't exist tomorow, i've got visitors coming. alos quit trying to nuke my alternate presonality's pet whale, jeff says it traumatizing it. do you know how hard it is to untraumatize a whale!!!

also just remember not to go near the closet where i keep useless facts, the last guy that went there, well let's just say when he left all he knew were facts about japan, lions and helicopeters =D

I could do that...for the right price.

And I'll stop trying.
I'll just do it tomorrow. ^_^

how does: a bacon sandwich with bacon fat dripping off it and ketchup lashed over it sound???!!! 0. /


i'll throw in my seceret recipe burgers if you kill jeff's dog, it keeps barking O_O

 

[historybuff]

Bacon is delicious!

 

[PureChaos]

bacon is really tasty...that's it really.

 

[[Cold-Shoulder]]

I dislike bacon myself but I wouldn't critizize someone just for their taste in food and the internet provides entertainment and information. I wouldn't brood over this argument. It's most likely that your brother is just caring for you and scared of your health.
None the less he was still being a jerk for critizizing you.

My minions of Bacon will hunt down and destroy your brother. You no longer need to worry about him.

The moment I saw this thread, I knew you would come here.

 

[martin's a madman]

So your brother attacked you over bacon and computers and you didn't emasculate him or beat the shit out of him?

You don't deserve the right to consume the holy bacon.

Well he drove off before I could do anything...

Excuses are like assholes. Everyone has one.

I don't have an asshole. I have no excuse for it. Just don't have one.

 

[Undercover]

Bacon is a red meat so it helps muscle development. Computers and the internet let you ask strange questions to people you don't know.

I... I... I can't add anything to this.

 

[Undercover]

Well crumble me in a salad.

In answer to your question about Bacon: Everything.

As far as computers go, they entertain us, they educate us, they make communcication easier and faster, they connect the entire planet and in my case, I use them to make my living. A lot of negative things come from overuse of computers though, so in a ham-fisted back handed kind of way your brother was sort of right, but chose to attack the negative rather than temper his argument by pointing out the positive.

He sounds like a pissed off vegan liberal arts student. And you know what they say about liberal arts grads, they don't know enough about anything to get a good job, but they know enough about everything to be annoying to their friends...

Now if I can just figure out how to insult Celine Dion in this post I'll have a trifecta of smartassitude...

 

[ender214]

Bacon is a delicious part of life and I would rather die young and fulfilled than old and miserable.

Computers are useful for many things other than games and Internet. People can actually create legible documents. Complex equations can be solved instantly. Large amounts of data can be quickly compiled and represented in easy to read graphs.

Tell your brother to shut up and slash his tires.

 

[ender214]

Bacon is the one thing in this world I would commit murder to obtain.

Oh crap. *Immediately grabs all bacon and goes into hiding in Uruguay*

 

[Connor Lonske]

Bacon is always good, as long as you don't get the beef kind.

 

[Gebi10000]

i prefer fish, but i can see where your coming from with the bacon issue. Computers are awesome.

 

[Adam]

There is nothing better than bacons. Me and my friend always have bacon baps at break, it's like a ritual weve developed, sit down, eat bacons and discuss art. Bacons just tastes really good, especially when slammed in a george forman grill

 

[Undercover]

Since I don't eat meat I don't see why bacon is so popular...

Isn't that kind of like saying "I've never been on a plane so I don't understand why everyone flies?" If you've never tried something, how can you possibly have an opinion on it?

Conjecture and speculation don't count for anything against experience. The fact that you don't eat meat has no bearing on the subject at hand unless... Oh no...

Please tell me you're not one of those people who has to work the fact they're a vegetarian into every conversation and mention it within the first 5 minutes of meeting anyone new...

Please? Pretty please? The world doesn't need any more self-righteous vegans...

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I eat bacon and use my computer as much as I bloody want! If you got a problem, kindly blow it out your ass.

But in all seriousness; Bacon is delicious, and computers are fun and informative.

 

[p3t3r]

fucking love bacon

 

[Ciarang]

Since I don't eat meat I don't see why bacon is so popular...

-snip-

I should've probably said "I don't understand why it's so popular" or something.

And I don't really think much of it, I mean, I was brought up not to eat meat and questioned it a bit, just to find that I was fine with it.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I think your brother has gone doo lally tap

Bacon and other red meats are recommended in any diet, but not excessively.
Internet and computers make everything so much better. Writing essays for one.

<3 my thesaurus.

 

[DoctorWhat]

My minions of Bacon will hunt down and destroy your brother. You no longer need to worry about him.

The moment I saw this thread, I knew you would come here.

Well.... you know, Bacon-senses tingle... I respond... Same old, same old.

It's happened before:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.151149?page=2#3569926