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similar.squirrel

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Well.. This deification of bacon is kind of responsible for swine flu.
Can't see anything wrong with computers, though.
 

rokkolpo

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urgh76 said:
Welcome to the Escapist! Feel free to post shit like this that makes absolutely no sense in the most aggravating manner!
that would make a great motto for youtube.
 

Connosaurus Rex

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As a firm believer in Baconolgy I must command you to kill your brother for he is a heretic. Those who do not like Bacon will be smothered by it.
 

Tartarga

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Your brother sounds like an unbelievable douche. Bacon and computers are the best things mankind has ever done.
 

The Hairminator

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Bacon contains quite alot of fat, thereof the good taste. However, if you don't eat too much and excersize properly you shouldn't get any sideffects.

The computer however, is a another story. I advice you get as far away from it as you possibly can, as it creates stress and ruin lives. Hm.. I wounder why that bad feeling in my chest won't go away..
 

TheNumber1Zero

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Ciarang said:
Since I don't eat meat I don't see why bacon is so popular...
Can I ask you a question then, good.
Is a Vegan the same thing as a Vegetarian? I just want to make sure I'm getting it right.

On Topic: Good things about computers and Bacon huh? Let's see here...

Computers lets you make threads involving Bacon.
Bacon can be used to be used in thread on computer.

Will that do?
 

Gmano

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Bacon: part of a healthy, hardy breakfast

Computers: Used for all sorts of things, notably scienfic advances, doing homework/work, communicating, calculations, watching movies, writing thing (i.e. poems, books, etc)
 
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Bacon is delicious, and can be good for you when consumed sparingly (but pretty much everything is good in proper moderation - Like Forums! -), and computers are an indispensable advance in technology rivaling Geometry and the Telegraph.
 

Neonbob

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thepj said:
Neonbob said:
I could do that...for the right price.

And I'll stop trying.
I'll just do it tomorrow. ^_^

how does: a bacon sandwich with bacon fat dripping off it and ketchup lashed over it sound???!!! 0. /


i'll throw in my seceret recipe burgers if you kill jeff's dog, it keeps barking O_O
It sounds like my arteries clogging up preemptively.
In other words, PERFECT.
I'll get to work in the morning.
 

Ciarang

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TheNumber1Zero said:
Ciarang said:
Since I don't eat meat I don't see why bacon is so popular...
Can I ask you a question then, good.
Is a Vegan the same thing as a Vegetarian? I just want to make sure I'm getting it right.?
No, vegetarians don't eat animals, but eat animal products ( milk, cheese ect.. )

But vegans don't eat any animals or animal products.
 

TheNumber1Zero

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Ciarang said:
TheNumber1Zero said:
Ciarang said:
Since I don't eat meat I don't see why bacon is so popular...
Can I ask you a question then, good.
Is a Vegan the same thing as a Vegetarian? I just want to make sure I'm getting it right.?
No, vegetarians don't eat animals, but eat animal products ( milk, cheese ect.. )

But vegans don't eat any animals or animal products.
Which are you? I'm guessing Vegetarian. What do you think of the kind you aren't? Has anyone ever thrown meat at you?
 

GrinningManiac

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Your brother is a moron, and cannot choose what others should do with their lives

E.G. This is why I don't agree with banning smoking, but agree with banning it in public (I don't want it, but he wants it, let's compromise)
 

Undercover

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Ciarang said:
Undercover said:
Ciarang said:
Since I don't eat meat I don't see why bacon is so popular...
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I should've probably said "I don't understand why it's so popular" or something.

And I don't really think much of it, I mean, I was brought up not to eat meat and questioned it a bit, just to find that I was fine with it.
Y'know, I really have to hand it to you, I looked at my post again and thought "Oh great, I sound like I'm trying to pick a fight" even though that's absolutely NOT what I was trying to do. I'm not a troll by any stretch of the imagination...

You could have jumped down my throat and said all kinds of nasty things but you didn't, you reaffirmed your beliefs and explained your reasons, and for that I salute you!

Does this mean there's hope for Herbivores and Omnivores to live together in harmony after all? Should we dare to dream?

BTW, I love vegetarian cooking, just not the politics knowwhatImean?
 

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The Hairminator said:
The computer however, is a another story. I advice you get as far away from it as you possibly can, as it creates stress and ruin lives. Hm.. I wounder why that bad feeling in my chest won't go away..
Waitaminute, does that mean that whenever I get the sensation of a thousand tiny knives of fire digging into my chest whenever Windows fucks up, it isn't NORMAL?!?

Damn you Bill Gates!
 

chefassassin2

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Neonbob said:
Bacon is meat candy.
There is really no other way to put it.
I pity your brother now.

And I love my computer too. It brings me here!
Yupyup, this right here. Bacon has to be, in my opinion, one of the greatest food items ever created by whatever created, y'know, everything. It truly is meat candy. They even have Bacon flavored edible undies and Bacon gumballs! Genius!! As for the computer, without it, I'd have to keep track of all my orders, inventory, and timekeeping for everyone on paper, which would cause me to lose at least a couple hours each day that could be spent making sure my guests and customers are having an enjoyable meal. So yeah, Bacon=Awesome, computer=quite necessary.
 

Magnatek

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Bacon is delicious, especially on chicken covered with melted mozzarella cheese. I always have it with waffles whenever I can. As for the computer, without it, you wouldn't have been able to type this, would you? In fact, unless you had a old time typewriter, you wouldn't be able to type even the most basic letter. Sure, you could write it, but I think that typed letters seem more professional.
 

Ciarang

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TheNumber1Zero said:
Ciarang said:
TheNumber1Zero said:
Ciarang said:
Since I don't eat meat I don't see why bacon is so popular...
Can I ask you a question then, good.
Is a Vegan the same thing as a Vegetarian? I just want to make sure I'm getting it right.?
No, vegetarians don't eat animals, but eat animal products ( milk, cheese ect.. )

But vegans don't eat any animals or animal products.
Which are you? I'm guessing Vegetarian. What do you think of the kind you aren't? Has anyone ever thrown meat at you?
Ok, I must confess, I eat fish, but not meat. I think it's a peskitarian, don't ask me why, I was brought up like that, I just say vegetarian because then I get less abuse blasted at me.

I do know many vegan people, and they're... normal people?
I mean, their diet can be a bit restrictive, but you wouldn't spot them in a crowd.

And oh, people have often held pieces of meat annoying near me, sometimes intentional, but no one has ever gone as far as to throw something at me... yet.

Undercover said:
Ciarang said:
Undercover said:
Ciarang said:
Since I don't eat meat I don't see why bacon is so popular...
-snip-
I should've probably said "I don't understand why it's so popular" or something.

And I don't really think much of it, I mean, I was brought up not to eat meat and questioned it a bit, just to find that I was fine with it.
Y'know, I really have to hand it to you, I looked at my post again and thought "Oh great, I sound like I'm trying to pick a fight" even though that's absolutely NOT what I was trying to do. I'm not a troll by any stretch of the imagination...

You could have jumped down my throat and said all kinds of nasty things but you didn't, you reaffirmed your beliefs and explained your reasons, and for that I salute you!

Does this mean there's hope for Herbivores and Omnivores to live together in harmony after all? Should we dare to dream?

BTW, I love vegetarian cooking, just not the politics knowwhatImean?
Oh no problem, I always try to reason with people instead of snapping at people.

And yes, it'd be nice if Herbivores and Omnivores could live in harmony, but I doubt it's going to happen any time soon... *sigh*
Also, vegetarian cooking is wonderful :D.

[small]Holy carp I spent ages writing this...[/small]
 

ottenni

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Yes, your brother may leave you in anger, but the bacon will always be with you. And is tasty.