Host: Hello and welcome back to the only show behind blue eyes: Enemy Esquire! Our special guest today is the one and only Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: Thanks, again, for having inviting me onto your show.
Host: No problem, it's been my honor. Now, before the break we talked a bit about how you've survived in the Lifestream, and even stolen information from the ancients...
Sephiroth: The Cetra.
Host: Hmm? Oh yes, the Cetra. But now I want to get into your motivation; the drive you have to stay alive... basically.
Sephiroth: Heh, yeah... technically.
Host: We all know how you want to get revenge on the modern human race for what they did to the Cetra... to your mother.
Sephiroth: Actually, I learned early on that my mother wasn't actually Cetra. In fact, the Cetra had defeated my mother, so what Humans did to the Cetra is actually pretty okay in my book.
Host: Oh... alright well, your OTHER plan to absorb the energies of the world to become like a god is well known. There was that famous incident in which you tried to crash a meteor into the planet. How is that goal going, by the way... anything new on the horizon?
Sephiroth: Well, actually, I don't really care about becoming a god anymore. I kinda just want to use this planet as a vessel to carry my mother and me to a new, more vibrant planet. That's why we had spread the Lifestream miasma.
Host: Oh yes, where you were again foiled by Cloud. The hero with the spiky hair is more emotional than you, yet he seems to keep besting you. So now that you can't keep people from being reborn anymore, how are you going to... um...
Sephiroth: Use the planet as a vessel to travel to a new planet.
Host: Right, that.
Sephiroth: Actually, since my mother and I are already living in the life-stream, people being infected by miasma and the world choking to dust actually didn't matter much. We could just jump to any passing rock and guide that to any other planet. In fact, I wasn't actually foiled... just... Cloud beating me meant that humans could still be fruitful and such.
Host: Uh huh... so, why did you fight with Cloud recently?
Sephiroth: I guess I just hate his face.
Host: ...and you're other motivations?
Sephiroth: Don't really matter, no. In fact, all that miasma nonsense was my mother messing around with those weird clone things. You know my mother, always trying to corrupt everything.
Host: And why does she do that, exactly?
Sephiroth: Y'know, I never really looked into that. I just love my mommy lots and lots.
Host: ...let's just end this interview while we're ahead, shall we? This has been another addition of Enemy Esquire. See you next week when our special guest will be The Reapers. And remember, The World Shall Be Mine!