Bad translations

[CincoDeMayo]

I stumbled upon this [http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php] the other day, basically an engine using all of Google Translate's available languages to get the most bizarre, weird and funniest results. Just write a sentence (max 250 characters) and hit Translate!, and enjoy some really bad English

I tried a few just to show you guys:

Original:

"We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners. "

(I found it in "quote of the day" section on some random quote site, no offense to anyone residing in the UK intended)

Result:
"I take the clothes and the percentage of English labels."

Original (from 50 Cent's In Da Club):

"You can find me in the club, bottle full of Bud
Mama, I got that X, if you into takin' drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into getting rubbed"

Result:
"Sex camera club in 1910, if necessary, have regarded the ball charge."

Original (X Japan - Unfinished)

"I've been walking in the night of tears
there I found someone was holding you
as the night was falling down
with my love also vanished my vision of you"

Result:
"I will sex every night now, I think your site."

My results are far from as funny as they can be, try some out and post your results here!
(don't forget to post originals as well so that we know what to compare with)

 

[cuddly_tomato]

Dude, if you want real bad translations just go to Engrish.com.

 

[DoodleTheory]

Wow this insane. This is why I don't use these for my spanish homework.

Original:
Peanut butter jelly time!

Set it to MAX

Translation:
When pinattsubatazeri!

 

[CincoDeMayo]

Dude, if you want real bad translations just go to Engrish.com.

I was just suggesting the site for shits and giggles, if it ain't your slice of pie then don't bother posting ^^

 

[CloudKiller]

And here i thought this thread would be about "All your base are belong to us."

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Original: Might as well give it a shot

Final result (Set to max): Up.

Wha?

Tried again

Spoiler: Original (Spoiler for size (not big size, just 4 lines))

My friends I stand before you
To tell a truth most dire
There lurks a traitor in our midst
Who hath invoked the captain's ire

Spoiler: Result (Set to max)

I send my best friend and comedy, I really think that anything bad to say fhealltoir 3 개월 Prince

 

[Julianking93]

How's this for a bad translation?

 

[cuddly_tomato]

Dude, if you want real bad translations just go to Engrish.com.

Spoiler

I was just suggesting the site for shits and giggles, if it ain't your slice of pie then don't bother posting ^^

Ohh don't get me wrong your stuff is fun. I was just looking to spread some bad translation fun around.

 

[Beefjerky]

Original: "But freedom tasted sweeter than the meat he had been fed, and felt more restful than the straw upon as which he had slept."

Wutmode: "For peace and freedom, but feel sad in a sweet Bamboo bed"

HOW CAN YOU FEEL BAD IN A SWEET BAMBOO BED?!

 

[ljd184]

"i like pie "

with 25

makes it " i love cake"

from "i like pie "
set to max makes it
"Vertical"

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

And here i thought this thread would be about "All your base are belong to us."

you mean this?

 

[Flamezdudes]

I was watching an advert recently which really gave me a chuckle and at the end of it, it said "For Girl's That Crunch".

...What? It made me laugh! >_>

 

[reg42]

'Cause I'm broken when I'm open
And I don't feel like I am strong enough
'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away

What it gave me:
"I am at home, I think."

Fuck this, all of this
***** and moan and bleed and piss
Seconds away from goin' down
Go ahead and push me
Your fakery, your butchery
Is nothing compared to my hate for you

What it gave me:
"Ministry of foreign affairs and disgusting, but in a few moments to load in the country will pay a fine in the region."

Death feels like the butterfly
Can't escape the scarred lie
Real relationships must die
Underneath a scarred lie

What it gave me:
"Beer license, I do not know how accurate"

 

[DividedUnity]

"I went to a bar and met a rather loose woman who was frightfully attractive and was wearing very little clothing even when dressed."

...54 translations later we get:

"There are good girls clothing"

LOL this is fun

War. War never changes"

...54 translations later we get:

"While the great patriotic war. Army, and all changes."

 

[Professor M]

Wow this insane. This is why I don't use these for my spanish homework.

Original:
Peanut butter jelly time!

Set it to MAX

Translation:
When pinattsubatazeri!

I got:

Original: "Peanut butter jelly time"
Result: "With butter and jam"

Serving suggestion?

 

[El Poncho]

Start-Imagination rules the world.

Finish- Common law.

 

[Robert632]

Origanal:Every rose has it's thorn
Result(25 translations): It jumped to improve


how...the fuck?

I actually did a few before this, set it to max, and they mostly ended up as just a letter

 

[Queen Michael]

Start:
"I think that I shall never see
A poem as lovely as a tree"

Result: "I do not think you've had a good start."

 

[Queen Michael]

Start: One word: Batman.

Finish: Of "Batman."

My catchphrase didn't survive...

 

[megamanenm]

Humans are smart, people are stupid.

Smart people suffering from obesity.

Yup.