Badass names

[sagacious]

I recently read an article about the 8 manliest names ever, and their number one was Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster, a real person in the US military. It got me thinking...

Can anyone think of a name more badass than Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Benjamin Axel Jakobsson Carlander.

The most badass name in existence.

 

[Aunel]

Rolf the bass man.

or should I change my name to: The Insane bassist?
(escapist name, not real life name)

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Lance Hardwood... actually, that's more like a porno name.

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

"Dr. Payne"

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

General Wolverine Lightning Bolt?
I dunno.

 

[sean.A7x]

Clint, i love that name

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Rex Killington.
Max Power.

And Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster has an awesome name, he is my god.

Rolf the bass man.

or should I change my name to: The Insane bassist?
(escapist name, not real life name)

If anything change it to "Deep Vein Thrombassist".

 

[CloudKiller]

Sterling Mortlock, Aussie Rugby player.

 

[Sgtkillalot0]

Mister Freeman

 

[SextusMaximus]

Any name with the letter 'x' in.

 

[APLovecraft]

cole justice

leonidas

 

[ultracheeser]

Jake Dynamite.
My fallout 3 character.

 

[Aunel]

Rolf the bass man.

or should I change my name to: The Insane bassist?
(escapist name, not real life name)

Actually, that's a pretty good idea.

Rolf the bass man.

or should I change my name to: The Insane bassist?
(escapist name, not real life name)

If anything change it to "Deep Vein Thrombassist".

are "name changing" polls against forum rules, that if I make a poll to vote for my name change to "the insane bassist" "deep vein thrombassist" or "bass vocal boy" or keep it at "aunel"?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Rex Killington.
Max Power.

How about Marex Killingpower?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Rolf the bass man.

or should I change my name to: The Insane bassist?
(escapist name, not real life name)

Actually, that's a pretty good idea.

Rolf the bass man.

or should I change my name to: The Insane bassist?
(escapist name, not real life name)

If anything change it to "Deep Vein Thrombassist".

are "name changing" polls against forum rules, that if I make a poll to vote for my name change to "the insane bassist" "deep vein thrombassist" or "bass vocal boy" or keep it at "aunel"?

It's not against forum rules. But people will flame you to hell.

They did that to my avatar thread