Badass names

[Fappy]

There's a guy who goes to my school named James Kicklighter. I always loved his name for some reason.

 

[Caligulove]

Snake Plissken

 

[ExplosionsRkewl]

McLovin...

I KNOW McLovin. Okay, not the real one, but his clone. Quite literally, same hair, same face, same eyes, same glasses. We went to HMV and compared him with the Superbad box. A perfect match! (Like my cock and Farmer Giles' prizewinning marrow okay, that's enough The Darkness for me!)

Dude, I actually KNOW McLovin, for real. We went to high school together. I could seriously whip out my phone right now and call him.

But serious question: why is it when I google "badass names" a link with McLovin is one of the first to come up?

seriously....

I'm texting him this right now

 

[Blake Spell]

How about the football player. Mister Alexander