Badass names

[GODoftheRIGOVERSE]

Joe Kickass McBlood torch III

 

[Teh Flembo]

Johnny Thor!

 

[JelloKZ]

Rock Macho.

 

[The DSM]

Duke Nukem.

Serious Sam.

If both of those had a fight, the resulting awesome would divide by zero.

 

[xXGeckoXx]

I had friend called...I kid you not,

Phoenix Love

Other than that Duke Nukem for sure.

 

[Lexodus]

Rex Whorefucking Elephantcock Horsepuncher-Bearmangler XIV.


I found out today that somebody in my class forgot my surname and always thought of me as Lex Luthor instead.

 

[FinalGamer]

I have a friend whose name is Bryan Wolf.

That is just....badass.

 

[Apache2142]

Elton.

 

[WorkerMurphey]

Brock Sampson or Lebowski

 

[Pegghead]

Sex machine Johnson mcfirearms Smith.

 

[Lexodus]

Brock Sampson or Lebowski

Only certain kinds of Lebowski. The Above-Average Lebowski doesn't cut it.

 

[Lexodus]

Max Power.

/thread

NO! No /threading your own post! [FAILSTAMP]

 

[jackyjack13579]

My dad wanted to name me Cornbread Rockafeller Delaney, it's not manly, but it's flipping hilarious.

 

[Premonition]

Sean Connery. I dare you to find a name manlier and more awesome than that.

 

[Lexodus]

My dad wanted to name me Cornbread Rockafeller Delaney, it's not manly, but it's flipping hilarious.

You're right. That is hilarious!

 

[likalaruku]

That was on Cracked or Oddee, right?

The most badass name I can think of for a triped-out stand-up comic is Smapdy McCrakin.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Colin Explosion. That sounds pretty badass.

At first glance I read that as "Colon Explosion" so I think that alone is reason enough to contest your statement.

 

[Dogstile]

Sean Connery. I dare you to find a name manlier and more awesome than that.

NEIL LIGHTNING

He's a math teacher at my local college