Badass names

[Lexodus]

Brock Sampson or Lebowski

Only certain kinds of Lebowski. The Above-Average Lebowski doesn't cut it.

 

[Lexodus]

Max Power.

/thread

NO! No /threading your own post! [FAILSTAMP]

 

[jackyjack13579]

My dad wanted to name me Cornbread Rockafeller Delaney, it's not manly, but it's flipping hilarious.

 

[Premonition]

Sean Connery. I dare you to find a name manlier and more awesome than that.

 

[Lexodus]

My dad wanted to name me Cornbread Rockafeller Delaney, it's not manly, but it's flipping hilarious.

You're right. That is hilarious!

 

[likalaruku]

That was on Cracked or Oddee, right?

The most badass name I can think of for a triped-out stand-up comic is Smapdy McCrakin.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Colin Explosion. That sounds pretty badass.

At first glance I read that as "Colon Explosion" so I think that alone is reason enough to contest your statement.

 

[Dogstile]

Sean Connery. I dare you to find a name manlier and more awesome than that.

NEIL LIGHTNING

He's a math teacher at my local college

 

[George Palmer]

BIG McLARGEHUGE!
FLINT IRONSIDE!
TOUCH PUNCHFETISH!
CLINT STEELFIST!
RIP BODYSLAM!

 

[hippykiller]

Fabian! No, that's my name. That's not badass at all.


Ash!

no no your thinking of Kevin. Kevin is the name your looking for.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Issac Benjamin Giotto Roosevelt Yuri Wexler or Max Power McWinnington.

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

That guy from Inglorious Bastards named Hellstorm. With a last name like Hellstorm his first name can be Vagina and he'd still be badass!

 

[Lord of Maggots]

my nick name and friends nickname are the most manly things ever "BIG McLARGEHUGE" (mine) and "THICK McRUNFAST" (my bestfriends)

 

[Premonition]

Sean Connery. I dare you to find a name manlier and more awesome than that.

NEIL LIGHTNING

He's a math teacher at my local college

Neil, lol, first thing I saw was that psychiatrist from The Santa Clause

 

[hippykiller]

no no your thinking of Kevin. Kevin is the name your looking for.

Well, that's my dads name, so I can dig it.

i think we can all dig it. hey wanna here something funny? in America Kevin is becoming a more and more common Black name then a White one lol

 

[triggahappyhaza]

McLovin...

 

[Cherry Cola]

Benjamin Axel Jakobsson Carlander.

The most badass name in existence.

"Griffin" beats that name by miles and miles

Dream on, Commi.

 

[brettman170]

Dr. James Hadley Billington- librarian extraordinaire.

 

[justhereforthemoney]

Eggly Bagelface
Cookie for whomever gets the reference.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Dream on, Commi.

I don't need to dream if it is the truth

Shame it isn't the truth then.