Badass names

[ShotgunShaman]

Courage Wolf.

 

[Kud]

Fabian! No, that's my name. That's not badass at all.


Ash!

Fuck yes.

OT: Richard Pound.

 

[zyoto12]

Vidar Hemmeing-Finnish.

Vidar=forest warrior
Hemming=shape changer

 

[BKtheKITTY]

Reverend Douche Punch-Bomb. Obviously. Not only is the man insanely tough and grizzled, he has the Lord Almighty on his side. And not the loving God either. Bad luck, you heathen punchbag.

 

[Abbadiel]

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster.

Or

Dr. Duncan Steel.

They exist. I shit you not.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Kick-Ass! (actual comic character)
Max Payne
Death
War
Pestilence
Gluttony
Pride
Wrath
Lust
Envy
Greed
Sloth
Duke Nukem
...
uh...
...
Zeromaeus

 

[vento 231]

Chuck Norris!!!

 

[S.R.S.]

Mike Hawk.

 

[Fishehh]

I've always like the name Scipio, you know from the Theif Lord. Now give him a new last name, because I lost my copy of the book and I'll call him Scipio Romano, The most bad-ass theif ever.

 

[Allstar309]

Chuck...Wait for it... Norris.

game over.

 

[Prized Cup]

There was this idiot savant in my old school called Xavier. Needless to say we embellished his name with lightning bolts and crossed arms.

 

[Gunner 51]

To quote something from Yahtzee which is not only uber masculine - but makes me smile.

"Sergeant Cockthrust"

 

[primitivescrewhead]

My friend Johnny Steele has the best name

 

[Zombie Pie]

I;m going to say Xerxes (and not because of that damn movie 300) or Kowalski for some reason they just sound like kick ass names.

 

[gamefreakbsp]

Mister Freeman

Yes. I like this answer.

 

[jarel_DaVinci]

Super kick ass navy seal back flip sniper rifle manwich punchy

 

[DanDeFool]

Believe it or not, I know a guy who knew a guy whose real name was Steel Justice.

Unfortunately, this particular Steel Justice was a huge nerd. :\

 

[Shaegor]

There is a dentist in my area, Dr. Hell.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Titan 'Kickass' Slaymaker

Edit:

Having a "Mc" anywhere in a name. Makes it kick anything, anywhere.
[/spoiler]

On second thought, he is right...

Titan 'Kickass' McSlaymaker

 

[TimeLord]

Rameses Niblik III Kerplunk Kerplunk Whoops Wheres My Thribble


Massive Cookie for reference