Badasses
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Watermelon monster - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ94SoeeUzA
Ragnaros when Molten Core was new
Chuck Norris' character in the Missing in action movies.. can't remember the name
Edit: The name is James Braddock, wich by itself is pretty goddamn badass
Watermelon monster - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ94SoeeUzA
Ragnaros when Molten Core was new
Chuck Norris' character in the Missing in action movies.. can't remember the name
Edit: The name is James Braddock, wich by itself is pretty goddamn badass
jesus.
hes an intergalactic zomb-jew who lets you into heaven if you metaphorically eat his flesh and drink his blood and telepathically accept him as your saviour.
plus, bitches dig the whole crusifixion thing.
hes an intergalactic zomb-jew who lets you into heaven if you metaphorically eat his flesh and drink his blood and telepathically accept him as your saviour.
plus, bitches dig the whole crusifixion thing.
Anyone going to mention people that aren't totally made up and that actually did some badass shit for real? I believe we've had General Patton and George Washington so far...
EDIT: and Attila the Hun & Jigglypuff.
EDIT: and Attila the Hun & Jigglypuff.
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/list.html
Anyone on this list. One of my favorite websites. For example, an excerpt from the entry on "Beowulf":
They are all like that. The entry on the Smith and Wesson .500 is great as well, declaring that it is so awesome that it makes the "second manliest of all guns, Dirty Harry's, look like a flaccid penis".
For my own entry, I would like to nominte:
Real: Jack Churchill, Audie Murphy, Miyamoto Musashi, Myself, and Les Stroud.
Fictional: Darth Vader, Ripley, Blondie from Good the Bad and the Ugly, and the soldier character from World War Z.
Anyone on this list. One of my favorite websites. For example, an excerpt from the entry on "Beowulf":
Beowulf did what any video game protagonist would have done in a similar situation - he put together a raiding party of hardcore motherfuckers, strapped on his most righteous battle-gear, and went out to kill himself some fucking demons. The Geat hero was no stranger to wiping the floor with mythical beasts (he had already slain everything from sea monsters to water demons), but he'd never tested his mettle against something this hardcore before. It was an awesome challenge so hardcore that he got mega pumped up just thinking about it, so Beowulf put together a badass Led Zeppelin mix tape, jumped on his boat, and went to find out what the fuck was rotten in the state of Denmark.
They are all like that. The entry on the Smith and Wesson .500 is great as well, declaring that it is so awesome that it makes the "second manliest of all guns, Dirty Harry's, look like a flaccid penis".
For my own entry, I would like to nominte:
Real: Jack Churchill, Audie Murphy, Miyamoto Musashi, Myself, and Les Stroud.
Fictional: Darth Vader, Ripley, Blondie from Good the Bad and the Ugly, and the soldier character from World War Z.
Uh, okay, here we go.
Imagine facing this group of guys in a dark alley...
Bruce Willis (as John "I don't do anything by the books" McClain)
Ash Ketchum's Charizard (it didn't even listen to its owner for Christ sake, what a maverick)
Genghis "My brother stole some food so I stabbed him" Kahn (histories little punk)
And finally... The one you've all been waiting for!
Duke "Balls of steel" Nukem!
Imagine facing this group of guys in a dark alley...
Bruce Willis (as John "I don't do anything by the books" McClain)
Ash Ketchum's Charizard (it didn't even listen to its owner for Christ sake, what a maverick)
Genghis "My brother stole some food so I stabbed him" Kahn (histories little punk)
And finally... The one you've all been waiting for!
Duke "Balls of steel" Nukem!
Vamp from MGS...He's a Bisexual, knife wielding, blood lusting, near immortal boss...Meh I think he's bad ass -.-
