Ban Christmas before December 20th!

[tkioz]

So I'm well and truly over Christmas and have been for about a month, which is odd because it's still a week away. I personally think if I became high overlord of the human race tomorrow I'd ban all advertisement, singing, and other related annoyances of Christmas, on the pain of death, before the 20th of December.

I mean seriously, do these morons not know how annoying it is to listen to carols from early November onwards? Thankfully I no-longer work at my job, which was located in a shopping centre, with nice audio bouncing tiles, so I haven't been exposed nearly as much, but damn, it's still obnoxious.

So yes, I'm over Christmas, and I'm actually a Christian who believes in God. Are you with me?

 

[Lord Krunk]

You know it's Christmas when they start advertising Easter.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I've been over Christmas for years, my man.
Frankly, if Santa Claus existed, I'd have stabbed him in his fat nazi neck by now.

If I had things my way, December 25th would pass just as any other anus-chillingly cold winter's day.
As soon as I can move out and don't have to take care of my family anymore, I am dropping the notion that it ever existed.