Bangers & Mash!

[Daystar Clarion]

I would wonder what shit I was smoking to hear a disembodied voice, and think bangers and mash were my Deus Ex Machina

This really happened.

I know. I was there.

 

[oddball250]

I would wonder what shit I was smoking to hear a disembodied voice, and think bangers and mash were my Deus Ex Machina

This really happened.

I know. I was there.

He was the voice. which for some odd reason sounds like David Bowie

 

[loc978]

I prefer not to eat meat products that are named with a phallic euphemism. Potatoes I'm cool with, in moderation.

Spoiler: also, here's a proper use of sausage

Braised in beer, thus all arguments against this are invalid.

Helps when you kill the animal and prepare the sausage yourself, as well. Venison > livestock.

 

[George Barrow]

I would wonder what shit I was smoking to hear a disembodied voice, and think bangers and mash were my Deus Ex Machina

This really happened.

I know. I was there.

He was the voice. which for some odd reason sounds like David Bowie

Bad trips man, Bad trips.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

What now fuckers, what now....

Holy. Fucking. Shit. Do you SEE that shit you just linked?! DO you SEE IT?! Do you link its glory in ignorance of what you have UNLEASHED into the thread?! What you have there is PRISTINE, its image STAINS our inpure eyes with its magnificance.

Its the perfection of the bangers and mash with peas expressed in the truest transportable medium of the cone woth gravy on top. Im in awe.

Bangers mash and peas/beans is indeed the greatest of all meals. Yorkshire pudding is an optional extra that in my view finishes the whole thing. If that cone is solid yorkshire pudding i may weep tears of pure hunger.

EDIT: I would also like to call to order your username and enquire if a certain Gaunt may be familiar to you no?

 

[applesandoranges]

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[AstylahAthrys]

Is it just me, or is anybody else REALLY hungry all of a sudden and craving a huge meal of hearty meats and potatoes and about to raid their cabinets for food?

 

[geK0]

We had already come to the conclusion that the poutine is superior!

why is this thread still running?!?!

/thread
/thread

a thousand times

/thread

POUTINE

 

[Powereaver]

Cant forget the Onion Gravy on Bangers and Mash.. its a classic!

 

[WhiteandNeardy99]

Eee, Hark at 'im wi' 'is fancy southerner 'bangers and mash'. You can't take that southern muck down t' pit, so i'll be 'avin none of it. T' real tastesplosion 'appens wi' t' fish t' chips un t' mushy peas! ' ' ' ' '.

ahem, sorry, just got so northern that i glottle stopped an entire sentence.

Is it wrong that, as a northerner, not only does that sentence make perfect sense to me, but I think the world would be a better place if everyone spoke like that.

100th post!

captch: nest egg

 

[Daystar Clarion]

We had already come to the conclusion that the poutine is superior!

why is this thread still running?!?!

/thread
/thread

a thousand times

/thread

POUTINE

Just because you type '/thread' that doesn't make it so

Poutine looks likes someone threw up undigested egg onto some crappy looking chips.

 

[Hazy992]

We had already come to the conclusion that the poutine is superior!

why is this thread still running?!?!

/thread
/thread

a thousand times

/thread

POUTINE

I'm starting to think we ended the Empire early. You colonies are clearly in need of a lesson in cuisine.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Say what you will about the Canadians but we fought like hell. Never forgetting Dieppe!

Oh and I prefer real sausages and potatoes.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

Eee, Hark at 'im wi' 'is fancy southerner 'bangers and mash'. You can't take that southern muck down t' pit, so i'll be 'avin none of it. T' real tastesplosion 'appens wi' t' fish t' chips un t' mushy peas! '''''.

ahem, sorry, just got so northern that i glottle stopped an entire sentence.

Dude, I'm from Nottingham.

Judging by that accent though, you're from the Yorkshire area?

Which is understandable. If it could, Yorkshire would seperate itself from the mainland just to get away from us. Especially Lancaster

All I have to say on the subject.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Bangers and Mash is OK.
But I prefer Bubble n' Squeak myself.
(*I'm more Irish than English anyway*)

But what's REALLY good is Wienerschnitzel with warm apples.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Bangers and Mash is OK.
But I prefer Bubble n' Squeak myself.
(*I'm more Irish than English anyway*)

But what's REALLY good is Wienerschnitzel with warm apples.

*snort*

Heheh, you said wiener.

 

[him over there]

Bangers and Mash is OK.
But I prefer Bubble n' Squeak myself.
(*I'm more Irish than English anyway*)

But what's REALLY good is Wienerschnitzel with warm apples.

*snort*

Heheh, you said wiener.

You've been saying Bangers the whole thread, why you laughing Clarion?

 

[Atmos Duality]

*snort*

Heheh, you said wiener.

Hey, you put a picture of two "plump ones" in the first post. ;p
Besides, the W is pronounced as a 'v'.

 

[NightHawk21]

Wait I'm confused. So bangers and mash is mashed potatoes, some sausage and some gravy? That's it? I though there were beans involved. God I hate beans, except in chili, but that's another story all together.

As for the original post, I must say that it was very clearly written.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Bangers and Mash is OK.
But I prefer Bubble n' Squeak myself.
(*I'm more Irish than English anyway*)

But what's REALLY good is Wienerschnitzel with warm apples.

*snort*

Heheh, you said wiener.

You've been saying Bangers the whole thread, why you laughing Clarion?

Shut up!

*snort*

Heheh, you said wiener.

Hey, you put a picture of two "plump ones" in the first post. ;p
Besides, the W is pronounced as a 'v'.

You too!

Wait I'm confused. So bangers and mash is mashed potatoes, some sausage and some gravy? That's it? I though there were beans involved. God I hate beans, except in chili, but that's another story all together.

As for the original post, I must say that it was very clearly written.

Thank you.

If I could say anything about my writing, it's that it's definately written.