Bangers & Mash!

[Daystar Clarion]

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There is no snort of haughty derision condescending enough to adequately represent my dissatisfaction with you people.

I don't even like potatoes all that much. They're a pretty bland veggie.

You're a colonial.

Like the the underachieving son, you will forever be a constant disappointment to me.

But it's okay.

I still love you.

 

[Luftwaffles]

Bangers & mash are awesome!

Thankfully for me, there's this nice little pub near me that supplies me with the tasty and delicious food.

Goes great with Guinness.

Everything goes great with a Guinness though.

Especially another pint of Guinness.

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Not only do you have to make me feel hungry, but thirsty too? You are a cruel man daystar. But god knows i still like you

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Bangers & mash are awesome!

Thankfully for me, there's this nice little pub near me that supplies me with the tasty and delicious food.

Goes great with Guinness.

Everything goes great with a Guinness though.

Especially another pint of Guinness.

Wiser words have never been spoken.

I think I know what I'm having for dinner, and what's going to wash all of it down.

 

[ClockworkPenguin]

Eee, Hark at 'im wi' 'is fancy southerner 'bangers and mash'. You can't take that southern muck down t' pit, so i'll be 'avin none of it. T' real tastesplosion 'appens wi' t' fish t' chips un t' mushy peas! ' ' ' ' '.

ahem, sorry, just got so northern that i glottle stopped an entire sentence.

 

[him over there]

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There is no snort of haughty derision condescending enough to adequately represent my dissatisfaction with you people.

I don't even like potatoes all that much. They're a pretty bland veggie.

You're a colonial.

Like the the underachieving son, you will forever be a constant disappointment to me.

But it's okay.

I still love you.

Do not compare me to your son daystar, it will only encourage me to put you in a home. We have left your ways behind old man, we prosper now, not dragged down by the traditions of the outdated past.

For good food.

For non sensical sports names.

For Canada Strongbadia!

 

[SckizoBoy]

ALSO REAL JUST SCORED

FUCK

....FUCK!!!

Huh... 2-1, howd'ja think you'll do in the away leg?

I think we will lose 2:0. Madrid score one in the first 30 minutes and one right at the end.

But I hope Bayern rape Madrid. Show those diving cunts whos boss.

*sigh* Looks as though Barca's going to walk away with it again this season...

Still, since I hate Chelsea, I hope they deliver a few crunching tackles here and there tomorrow... (by that I mean bookable offences... or worse...)

Anyway, Gomez should've put away his chances. That would've made the tie safe(r)...

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Eee, Hark at 'im wi' 'is fancy southerner 'bangers and mash'. You can't take that southern muck down t' pit, so i'll be 'avin none of it. T' real tastesplosion 'appens wi' t' fish t' chips un t' mushy peas! '''''.

ahem, sorry, just got so northern that i glottle stopped an entire sentence.

Dude, I'm from Nottingham.

Judging by that accent though, you're from the Yorkshire area?

Which is understandable. If it could, Yorkshire would seperate itself from the mainland just to get away from us. Especially Lancaster

 

[Daystar Clarion]

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There is no snort of haughty derision condescending enough to adequately represent my dissatisfaction with you people.

I don't even like potatoes all that much. They're a pretty bland veggie.

You're a colonial.

Like the the underachieving son, you will forever be a constant disappointment to me.

But it's okay.

I still love you.

Do not compare me to your son daystar, it will only encourage me to put you in a home. We have left your ways behind old man, we prosper now, not dragged down by the traditions of the outdated past.

For good food.

For non sensical sports names.

For Canada Strongbadia!

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

 

[him over there]

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Screw you old man, I'm going to go live with France, you know my real mom.

Just because you don't acknowledge her doesn't mean your one night stand is going to disappear.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

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Screw you old man, I'm going to go live with France, you know my real mom.

Just because you don't acknowledge her doesn't mean your one night stand is going to disappear.

You'll be back.

She ain't the woman she used to be.

 

[Mousse Templar]

yes!! Finally a thread about the most under rated
support characters in dragon quest VIII.

...

Well, never mind then.

 

[geK0]

Everything goes great with a Guinness though.

Especially another pint of Guinness.

Nobody can argue with that! Guiness is pretty good

but:

 

[ClockworkPenguin]

Eee, Hark at 'im wi' 'is fancy southerner 'bangers and mash'. You can't take that southern muck down t' pit, so i'll be 'avin none of it. T' real tastesplosion 'appens wi' t' fish t' chips un t' mushy peas! '''''.

ahem, sorry, just got so northern that i glottle stopped an entire sentence.

Dude, I'm from Nottingham.

Judging by that accent though, you're from the Yorkshire area?

Which is understandable. If it could, Yorkshire would seperate itself from the mainland just to get away from us. Especially Lancaster

i'm actually a Lancastrian, trying to destroy yorkshire from within via crude stereotypes. mua ha ha ha!

also *checks google maps* what IS Nottingham. its not North, its not south, its not Wales...

 

[him over there]

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Screw you old man, I'm going to go live with France, you know my real mom.

Just because you don't acknowledge her doesn't mean your one night stand is going to disappear.

You'll be back.

She ain't the woman she used to be.

Too bad she didn't get custody, coexisting with america has ruined me, I could have had class! maybe your children wouldn't be so conniving if you didn't sleep around and then run off with us. I was luckily able to convince America Spain is a psychotic babysitter and not his mom.

 

[Kinguendo]

Eee, Hark at 'im wi' 'is fancy southerner 'bangers and mash'. You can't take that southern muck down t' pit, so i'll be 'avin none of it. T' real tastesplosion 'appens wi' t' fish t' chips un t' mushy peas! ' ' ' ' '.

ahem, sorry, just got so northern that i glottle stopped an entire sentence.

OI! Quit your carpin' on, you arent a Yorkshireman! We dont say "t" every other word like a stuttering sufferer of tourettes who is also mentally slow, if a sentence begins wi't word "The" then you say "The".

For example, "M'off darn't pit" if you are going down to the pit and want to save time by not saying "to" or "I am" or pronouncing "down" properly NOT "T'pit is closed today, so you waint find me scabbin' darn't pit! BLOODY THATCHER!".

Spread the word, there are only so many Yorkshiremen and we cant all be arse'd to correct every soddin' Southerner about speakin't Queens.

Also, "un"? We arent French, when do we ever say "un"? Unless we say "unless" like I just did!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

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Screw you old man, I'm going to go live with France, you know my real mom.

Just because you don't acknowledge her doesn't mean your one night stand is going to disappear.

You'll be back.

She ain't the woman she used to be.

Too bad she didn't get custody, coexisting with america has ruined me, I could have had class! maybe your children wouldn't be so conniving if you didn't sleep around and then run off with us. I was luckily able to convince America Spain is a psychotic babysitter and not his mom.

You wanted independence, you got it.

Not so great now, is it.

 

[Kinguendo]

Eee, Hark at 'im wi' 'is fancy southerner 'bangers and mash'. You can't take that southern muck down t' pit, so i'll be 'avin none of it. T' real tastesplosion 'appens wi' t' fish t' chips un t' mushy peas! '''''.

ahem, sorry, just got so northern that i glottle stopped an entire sentence.

Dude, I'm from Nottingham.

Judging by that accent though, you're from the Yorkshire area?

Which is understandable. If it could, Yorkshire would seperate itself from the mainland just to get away from us. Especially Lancaster

OI to you too! He is not from Yorkshire, Yorkshire folk know how to speak proper Yorkshire. We dont put t's all over our sentences like a fucking game of golf, we strategically put t's around to make speaking quicker. I have already done an in-depth explanation somewhere above (^)... and I think you mean Lancashire, we dont give a monkeys about Lancaster.

Also, Sean Bean is one of ours... respect is DUE! But not too much respect, we want neither Yorkshire or Sean Bean himself to be getting big headed.

 

[him over there]

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Screw you old man, I'm going to go live with France, you know my real mom.

Just because you don't acknowledge her doesn't mean your one night stand is going to disappear.

You'll be back.

She ain't the woman she used to be.

Too bad she didn't get custody, coexisting with america has ruined me, I could have had class! maybe your children wouldn't be so conniving if you didn't sleep around and then run off with us. I was luckily able to convince America Spain is a psychotic babysitter and not his mom.

You wanted independence, you got it.

Not so great now, is it.

It's hardly independence when your older brother muscles in on everything you're trying to do.
This whole argument could have been avoided if you didn't ruin your potatoes and made halfway decent sausages like that Italy guy.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Eee, Hark at 'im wi' 'is fancy southerner 'bangers and mash'. You can't take that southern muck down t' pit, so i'll be 'avin none of it. T' real tastesplosion 'appens wi' t' fish t' chips un t' mushy peas! '''''.

ahem, sorry, just got so northern that i glottle stopped an entire sentence.

Dude, I'm from Nottingham.

Judging by that accent though, you're from the Yorkshire area?

Which is understandable. If it could, Yorkshire would seperate itself from the mainland just to get away from us. Especially Lancaster

OI to you too! He is not from Yorkshire, Yorkshire folk know how to speak proper Yorkshire. We dont put t's all over our sentences like a fucking game of golf, we strategically put t's around to make speaking quicker. I have already done an in-depth explanation somewhere above (^)... and I think you mean Lancashire, we dont give a monkeys about Lancaster.

Also, Sean Bean is one of ours... respect is DUE!

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Bloody Yorkshiremen.

Bet you love reading T' Lion t' Witch an t' Wardrobe.

 

[ClockworkPenguin]

Eee, Hark at 'im wi' 'is fancy southerner 'bangers and mash'. You can't take that southern muck down t' pit, so i'll be 'avin none of it. T' real tastesplosion 'appens wi' t' fish t' chips un t' mushy peas! ' ' ' ' '.

ahem, sorry, just got so northern that i glottle stopped an entire sentence.

OI! Quit your carpin' on, you arent a Yorkshireman! We dont say "t" every other word like a stuttering sufferer of tourettes who is also mentally slow, if a sentence begins wi't word "The" then you say "The".

For example, "M'off darn't pit" if you are going down to the pit and want to save time by not saying "to" or "I am" or pronouncing "down" properly NOT "T'pit is closed today, so you waint find me scabbin' darn't pit! BLOODY THATCHER!".

Spread the word, there are only so many Yorkshiremen and we cant all be arse'd to correct every soddin' Southerner about speakin't Queens.

Also, "un"? We arent French, when do we ever say "un"? Unless we say "unless" like I just did!

Alright, i admit, i'm not a real Yorkshireman but in my defence you have realise that- LOOK A SQUIRREL!

...you'll never take me aliiiiiive