Bangers & Mash!

[Daystar Clarion]

You know what you damned Brits really need to work on? FUCKING BEEF!!!

Also. 'MURICKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler: AIN'T NO STOPPIN ME NAAAOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!

Sorry to rerail then derail your thread...

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound my Beef Wellington...

It's a fucking log of steak wrapped in fucking pastry!

You don't wrap beef in pastry!!!

Spoiler: YOU WRAP IT IN BACON!!!

You Americans and your bacon.

I wouldn't mind, but your bacon is bloody shite.

Spoiler: This isn't bacon. This is fat

Spoiler: This is bacon

In it's natural environment, a cob.

 

[Malyc]

You know what you damned Brits really need to work on? FUCKING BEEF!!!

Also. 'MURICKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler: AIN'T NO STOPPIN ME NAAAOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!

Sorry to rerail then derail your thread...

You damn yanks wouldn't know good beef if it fought a war of independance against you, went easy on your puny country and lost.

Look at that cut. True British beef, cut straight and pink like it should be, served in it's own juices to taunt it. Man, I need Sunday to hurry up, I need a good roast.

Come now Thomas, we must flee before a retort can be thought up!

You cheeky fucker... I can't think of a good retort to that because the damned theme song is now stuck in my head...

I NEED TO WASH IT AWAY WITH GOOD CANADIAN WHISKEY!!!

*pours himself a glass of Crown XR*

 

[him over there]

What is this, I don't even.

The fuck did you do to that bacon sarnie and what on Earth is on those chips? Seriously, what the fuck is going on here?

It's a sandwich with back bacon... I see nothing wrong with that : \

And that's a poutine! it's fries (not chips) with beef gravy and cheese curds!

Don't try and explain it, he's to deeply entrenched in his own interests. he will never know the wonder of poutine, he probably thinks fries are chips.

 

[Malyc]

ALRIGHT! I GET IT!!! You guys are anti-'Murican around here. I can tell because the ripostes come before I can even parry the original thrust!

(Just kidding about the anti-'Murican part. You guys are OK)

*flees*

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

It's a sandwich with back bacon... I see nothing wrong with that : \

And that's a poutine! it's fries (not chips) with beef gravy and cheese curds!

That's no bacon sarnie. I know bacon sarnies and that is no ordinary bacon it's far too thick and there appears to be no fat. What's with the bread too? And what's under it? My God man, you've ruined that sandwich. Remove yourself at once!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

 

[geK0]

It's a sandwich with back bacon... I see nothing wrong with that : \

And that's a poutine! it's fries (not chips) with beef gravy and cheese curds!

That's no bacon sarnie. I know bacon sarnies and that is no ordinary bacon it's far too thick and there appears to be no fat. What's with the bread too? And what's under it? My God man, you've ruined that sandwich. Remove yourself at once!

It's Canadian bacon you fool!

Spoiler: your ignorance deserves a nice, swift slap to the face

 

[Death Carr]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Yes children, it's that time again.

Time for you to open your minds so that I may pour my knowledge into it's most wrinkled places.

The hands are your brains and the water is my thirst quenching kn

"Ze bangers! Neeeeeeeiiiiiiin!"

first off, nice to give us your knowledge trough so many unwashed hands....salty.

and why would ZHE GERMANS scream NEIN, SCHWEINSHUND! when they practically spearheaded potatoes and sausages of any kind (close call to a innuendo) in their cooking culture?


anyway, i dont really like mash. can i have noodles or rice with the 'bangers'?

Spoiler: if not i will make you feel really arkward

Wurst are not sausages.

We have proper big bloody British pork sausages, with great big dollops of British mashed potatoes.

They're completely different.

Because I said so.

I have spoken.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

 

[Death Carr]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

Well at least you got the reference.

'Tis a joke about the origins of you country.

Convicts and all that

 

[Death Carr]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

Well at least you got the reference.

'Tis a joke about the origins of you country.

Convicts and all that

Yes yes. I assumed convicts would come up, considering the fact that that's the only thing some people know about our glorious country.

Also, kangaroo is pretty damn good when barbequed

Delicious.
EDIT: changed picture for deliciousness sake

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

Well at least you got the reference.

'Tis a joke about the origins of you country.

Convicts and all that

Yes yes. I assumed convicts would come up, considering the fact that that's the only thing some people know about our glorious country.

Also, kangaroo is pretty damn good when barbequed

Delicious.

I can attest to that.

I had a kangeroo burger last year. Bloody tasty it was too.

 

[Death Carr]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

Well at least you got the reference.

'Tis a joke about the origins of you country.

Convicts and all that

Yes yes. I assumed convicts would come up, considering the fact that that's the only thing some people know about our glorious country.

Also, kangaroo is pretty damn good when barbequed

Delicious.

I can attest to that.

I had a kangeroo burger last year. Bloody tasty it was too.

Just stay away from the tail meat, its too tough and will most likely break your delicate British jaw.

 

[Mariakko]

Yeah... us Kiwis are pretty useless, to this day our Air Force insignia is still a flightless bird inside a target.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Yes children, it's that time again.

Time for you to open your minds so that I may pour my knowledge into it's most wrinkled places.

The hands are your brains and the water is my thirst quenching kn

"Ze bangers! Neeeeeeeiiiiiiin!"

first off, nice to give us your knowledge trough so many unwashed hands....salty.

and why would ZHE GERMANS scream NEIN, SCHWEINSHUND! when they practically spearheaded potatoes and sausages of any kind (close call to a innuendo) in their cooking culture?


anyway, i dont really like mash. can i have noodles or rice with the 'bangers'?

Spoiler: if not i will make you feel really arkward

Wurst are not sausages.

We have proper big bloody British pork sausages, with great big dollops of British mashed potatoes.

They're completely different.

Because I said so.

I have spoken.

you can't deny the truth! wurst IS sausages!

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Spoiler: I don't think so

You search your feelings.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

You want to know why Australia is a bad influence?

Spoiler: I'll tell you why

Is it because we read America's PINK diary? Or because Switzerland's such a pussy that he accused us of rape so his secrets wouldn't be told?

The fact you got blamed for it and couldn't talk your way out

That's Gillard's fault. Fucking red-headed devil woman.

Well at least you got the reference.

'Tis a joke about the origins of you country.

Convicts and all that

Yes yes. I assumed convicts would come up, considering the fact that that's the only thing some people know about our glorious country.

Also, kangaroo is pretty damn good when barbequed

Delicious.

I can attest to that.

I had a kangeroo burger last year. Bloody tasty it was too.

Just stay away from the tail meat, its too tough and will most likely break your delicate British jaw.

Don't worry.

I know you Aussies love to gobble on the tail.

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

Oh "bangers and mash" right. You see in the real world, a little place called Merica' we call that mashed potatoes and sausage. Silly Englishman and your imaginary words.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Oh "bangers and mash" right. You see in the real world, a little place called Merica' we call that mashed potatoes and sausage. Silly Englishman and your imaginary words.

The irony is killing me here.

An American, criticising the English for making up words.

That's just too much