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Hoxton

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You are in a bar, suddenly someone starts making ruckus and you see 5 people walking towards you with menacing look. You are ready for a brawl! And you assemble a 5 people (including you) crew to defend yourself (or to destroy the whole bar.). Who will be in this all-star crew? And why?

I'll start: Cpt. America for defense, Magneto in case someone pulls out a gun, EDIT: Hulk for a pure blunt force assault and finally Francis (from L4D) for ranged combat (and he also looks experienced in bar fights).

Go!
(Using absurdly powerful characters will be considered cheating.)
 

About To Crash

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The Flash, and four Batmans. The Flash is only there to run me to safety should everything go wrong and all the Batmans are two drunk from the drinking challenge we all had earlier.
 

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About To Crash said:
The Flash, and four Batmans. The Flash is only there to run me to safety should everything go wrong and all the Batmans are two drunk from the drinking challenge we all had earlier.
A 5 people including you, so that would make 3 batmans :p
 

CoziestPigeon

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Using absurdly powerful characters is cheating, but Magneto and Wolverine aren't? Logic. You suck at it.
 

Shapsters

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Yoshi he looks like a dirty fighter, Sam Fisher who is more badass than him?, Zero Suit Samus for the pure joy of watching her kick the shit out of guys, and my cat Fred he could kick anyones ass!
 

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CoziestPigeon said:
Using absurdly powerful characters is cheating, but Magneto and Wolverine aren't? Logic. You suck at it.
I had characters like Dr. Manhattan in mind when i wrote "ABSURDLY" and i fixed wolverine and replaced him with hulk.
 

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2 earth adepts and 2 fire adepts from golden sun. (to burn the place down and to protect us from the burning place)
 

LilGherkin

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Hmm... I would take a 3 guys with guns, and a midget who spews out one liners through the fight.
Reginold the midget goes over to one of the knocked out opposing members of the team and smashes a beer bottle over his head and says, "Looks like this drink is on you!"
 

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LilGherkin said:
Hmm... I would take a 3 guys with guns, and a midget who spews out one liners through the fight.
Reginold the midget goes over to one of the knocked out opposing members of the team and smashes a beer bottle over his head and says, "Looks like this drink is on you!"
Is there honestly anything better than a midget that says Arnold Schwarzenegger-esq lines? I don't think so!
 

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Master Chief, Gordon Freeman, Solid Snake, and Ca-oh wait he's a demigod. I suppose my fourth choice will be a boomer from L4D. A horde for the price of one! Thats economicolligy that is.
 

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Hoxton said:
About To Crash said:
The Flash, and four Batmans. The Flash is only there to run me to safety should everything go wrong and all the Batmans are two drunk from the drinking challenge we all had earlier.
A 5 people including you, so that would make 3 batmans :p
But what if...

I'm Batman.
 

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Armitage Shanks said:
Hoxton said:
About To Crash said:
The Flash, and four Batmans. The Flash is only there to run me to safety should everything go wrong and all the Batmans are two drunk from the drinking challenge we all had earlier.
A 5 people including you, so that would make 3 batmans :p
But what if...

I'm Batman.
Firstly, No you're not.
Lastly, if you were batman you wouldn't need Flash to run you out to safety.\
No cookie for you mister.
 

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Hoxton said:
Firstly, No you're not.
Lastly, if you were batman you wouldn't need Flash to run you out to safety.\
No cookie for you mister.
Can you be sure I'm not.....?
 

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Armitage Shanks said:
Hoxton said:
Firstly, No you're not.
Lastly, if you were batman you wouldn't need Flash to run you out to safety.\
No cookie for you mister.
Can you be sure I'm not.....?
No you're not.
And no you can't breathe in space >:B