base commanders game!

[i never thought so]

I have used the search button and couldn't find this game.

The idea of this game is for you to be a powerful commander of a base. When someone says something to destroy you base, you say you can block it and think up a way to destroy their base.
example

me: I send a rocket at your base.

friend: i shoot the rocket away with a laser and steal your funds with a spy.

got it! i will start.

I send a squadron of foot soldier to your base.

 

[MasterSqueak]

I mow them down with Machineguns!

I send an elite pony strike force to your base.

 

[Sparrow]

I bitchslap them to the side with my Commander Shepard cardboard cutout.

I deploy a stealth team of mini Guitar Heroes to your base!

 

[eelel]

i destroy them with my wall of sound generated by a masive analog synthesizer

i send an icbm with a nuclear missol on it

 

[i never thought so]

I destroy them with Advanced robots.

I send a team of ray gun ninjas to your base.

 

[MasterSqueak]

I defeat them with a team of laser pirates.

I send Hovercat to your base.

 

[i never thought so]

I use Laser cat to kill it.

I send chuck Norris to your base.

 

[tuldorselven]

i give chuck norris your sister

i send your mum to your base

 

[Debatra]

I distract her with baby brother.

I set you up the bomb. All your base are belong to me.(someone had to say it)

 

[i never thought so]

NOT SO FAST! whilst you captured my base with the bomb, i captured yours when your wern't looking with an army of mutant rats.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

I killed the mutant rates. By putting down rat poison.

I attack your base. With kittens.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I have you arrested for animal cruelty and put the kittens into care.

I send in my BEAR CAVALRY!

 

[tuldorselven]

i move my base to a desert (all bears die of dehydration)
i send my base to your base (beat that one)

 

[i never thought so]

I blow the transport truck up then send an army of stealth planes to your base. (lol)

 

[MasterSqueak]

They fly into my RSAC's! Random Spazzing Ariel Cats.

I toss explosive heads at your base.

 

[i never thought so]

That hits my mobile shield generator.
and i command a nuclear submarine to your base.

 

[tuldorselven]

i freeze the water around my base
i send Microsoft's legal department to your base

 

[i never thought so]

Microsoft's legal department fail their battle and i claim your money with a kamikaze squad.

 

[tuldorselven]

your kamikaze squad kill themselves
i send God to your base