Bathroom walls, truly they are a source of awesomeness.

[Hader]

I remember seeing one that said "I bet there's no TP left in this stall"

Turn to look at the TP roll, there's another above it that says "MADE YOU LOOK ***** (but srsly, sorry if there's no TP. lol)"

 

[Ham_authority95]

There was a poll for "Boobs" "Ass" or "Both" on my schools bathroom wall.

Ass had two, Boobs has three, and Both had 5. I vote "Both"

 

[Palademon]

I used the bathroom in the morning before this happened, so I know someone at my college did it recently and all at once.

The inside of the door says "/b/" and the wall says "anonomuz".
And someone weeks later wrote "gay" next to "anonomuz"

 

[(sic) humor]

Written above a bathroom mirror:

Beware of parallel worlds.

 

[Godhead]

"The Game"

"Nuclear Powered Guitar Amps NOW FOR SALE!!"

 

[InfiniteSingularity]

"Since writing on toilet walls is done for neither critical acclaim not financial rewards, it is the purest form of art - Discuss"

 

[Snake Plissken]

HOLY SHIT. I was about to make this exact thread today, because today I noticed that the internet has slowly leaked its way onto our bathroom stalls. I was on campus this morning, had to pee, and noticed that there was writing on the stall wall. There was also a big arrow that pointed to the writing that trailed down to the phrase "OP is a fag". I was literally laughing so hard that I pissed all over the place.

Ahhhh... bathroom stalls. The forums of the real world.

 

[Ham_authority95]

My favorite is at my Uni, where someone wrote "I'm standing right behind you" on the stall wall. Someone else wrote underneath; "Too bad, now you have poo on your shoes"

Another was a list of porn websites where each site was from a different contributor. Yeah my Uni is pretty weird.

Your uni sounds awesome. Where can I apply?

 

[Sandytimeman]

not really all the bathrooms around where I live, are usually written on by Gay Nazi Republicans. I'm serious though. It's usually pictures of penises, swastikas, or notes about how much they hate obama and think he is an n word.

 

[Speedwagon]

While sitting in the stall..."If you are reading this you are bending at a 45 degree angle".

Sure enough I was, he got me.

 

[Nieroshai]

Well... that quip is kinda actually mostly true.


OT: "Beauty is only a light switch away."

 

[Bealzibob]

I've been meaning write this one but I don't go to public toilets often

"There was a man who died taking a shit,
he would sit and read bit by bit,
the little wisdom on the walls,
so he never noticed the wrecking balls."

I can remember any i've seen myself though.

 

[Zoe Castillo]

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[Mgrafe88]

It's a tie for me:

"Anyone can piss on the floor. Be a hero; shit on the ceiling."

"They paint these walls to stop my pen / But the shithouse poet strikes again"

 

[Doclector]

These things are said in jest,
Not that it matters,
I'm sick of the whole affair,
You are all bum weasels.
-RL cuntley itv

I don't have a clue what it means, but it made me smile.

"the coalition govt put your jobs here"

Captcha: havelco tax. No! Not a tax on my beloved havelcos!

 

[similar.squirrel]

One time, "just ask her." was written on a bathroom wall. I took that advice to heart and asked a girl out, I broke up with her an hour later but I never would have got that far if it weren't for that bathroom wall.

What in Heaven's name did she do during that hour?

OT: All I've come across are pictures of cannabis leaves and observations about defecation. I did find a detailed drawing of Boba Fett on the bathroom wall of a friend's flat, however, which was pretty awesome as I was tripping at the time.

 

[Plinglebob]

Above a urinal: You are now a tributary of the river Themes

 

[TimeLord]

"[Name Blanked out] gets a sexual thrill from wearing his Tesco uniform".

Just such a scathing put down.

There is something disturbingly similar in the toilets of the Tesco I work in......

 

[AvsJoe]

I've seen my fair share of awesome bathroom graffiti, but since I'm not Stephen King I don't write that shit down (seriously, he does that). The one that I do remember verbatim was written in marker just underneath the toilet paper rack in a Calgary Wal-Mart. "eat more possums"

I have not followed the advice, but I have remembered it, for whatever that's worth.