Battle Castle

[figment of mind]

Norendithas (Lvl 1) A bard?

I guess bard means Booster/Debuffer But until Norendithas gets back then we won't really know...

 

[PleasantKenobi]

I slither up to the party and emote my need to join an adventuring party through complex dance-like gestures.

My method of communication is such because I am Garrrgle, level 1 Tentacle.

 

[figment of mind]

I slither up to the party and emote my need to join an adventuring party through complex dance-like gestures.

My method of communication is such because I am Garrrgle, level 1 Tentacle.

"So...what would you offer to the party if you were to join? Where are your strengths at?"

 

[PleasantKenobi]

Garrgle wiggles with excitement.

 

[figment of mind]

Figment, you do not turn down a dancing tentacle. I claim him as my own and equip him as my primary weapon.

Who said i was turning down the dancing tentacle? I never gave any mention of turning it down. I merely wished to know more about it.

 

[One Seven One]

@Benndak: How would you use a dancing tentacle as a weapon anyway? >.>

 

[figment of mind]

You do not question the tentacle. You embrace the tentacle. You use the tentacle to beat some wolf faces in.

Wouldn't it be considered cruel to beat the tentacle against living things...That actually sounds kinda wrong...

Also, anyone heard from ERROR?

 

[One Seven One]

@Benndak: Touche...
You are truely a formidable foe..

@Figment: Nope. :l

 

[figment of mind]

You're confusing wolves with living things, Figment.

Wolves are soulless, heartless beasts. When a test group of wolves was asked if they would help get a family out of a burning building, 100% answered by eating the surveyor. The wolves would burn your house down, eat your children, and halt your behavioral science research in one fell swoop.

Your just pissed since they handed you your rear end last time you went in...Besides, last time i checked, wolves didn't have the appendages to light fires, nor are they cows.

Anyways, behavioral science is only useful when you can screw with people's minds with it. It does no good with wolves since their reactions are less clear and thus, less funny.

 

[figment of mind]

So...you won't be happy til every wolf on the planet is dead, i assume?

 

[BigDeadMushy]

*stumbles in*
*?? happens*<fill in the blank pls ^_^
*dies an inevitable spectacular death due to catastrophic critical miss*
*respawn in 3..2..*
*vows revenge*

you win this round,Castle of Battle...

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

A robed, shadowy figure approaches the adventuring party in a strange waddling stride. The long sleeves hide whatever appendages this mysterious apparition possesses. Raising the sleeves to what most would call it's head, the figure removes the hood obscuring his....bill??

"Quack!"

Meet Malard, he is a lvl 2 Duck. And he eats wolves for fucking breakfast.

Or attempts to anyway... = /

"Quack!"

 

[ThreeWords]

You're confusing wolves with living things, Figment.

Because when you meet Wolves, they cease to be living things?

 

[figment of mind]

You're confusing wolves with living things, Figment.

Because when you meet Wolves, they cease to be living things?

No, because wolves are soulless, heartless beasts with no loyalty. They are the scum of the earth. Or the Castle-Planet. Whatever.

If they have no loyalty then how come wolfs run in packs? And what about dogs, man's best friend? Their of wolf descent so does that make them soulless?

 

[Fishtie]

You're confusing wolves with living things, Figment.

Because when you meet Wolves, they cease to be living things?

No, because wolves are soulless, heartless beasts with no loyalty. They are the scum of the earth. Or the Castle-Planet. Whatever.

If they have no loyalty then how come wolfs run in packs? And what about dogs, man's best friend? Their of wolf descent so does that make them soulless?

Because their mob A.I. has it programed in, duh.

As for dogs, well you hit it right on the button. Wolf + Soul = Dog

Simple right?

 

[figment of mind]

If they have no loyalty then how come wolfs run in packs? And what about dogs, man's best friend? Their of wolf descent so does that make them soulless?

Because their mob A.I. has it programed in, duh.

As for dogs, well you hit it right on the button. Wolf + Soul = Dog

Simple right?

Well, the math does prove it, it does seem that the correct application of soul music would turn a wolf into a dog.

Not to sure about the mob A.I. though, pretty sure wolves arn't robots. Not to sure though...hold on, let me check.
*kills wolf, then cuts it open*
Do robots have squishy bits?

Snip.

You're a communist, Figment.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah...no.

 

[Fishtie]

If they have no loyalty then how come wolfs run in packs? And what about dogs, man's best friend? Their of wolf descent so does that make them soulless?

Because their mob A.I. has it programed in, duh.

As for dogs, well you hit it right on the button. Wolf + Soul = Dog

Simple right?

Well, the math does prove it, it does seem that the correct application of soul music would turn a wolf into a dog.

Not to sure about the mob A.I. though, pretty sure wolves arn't robots. Not to sure though...hold on, let me check.
*kills wolf, then cuts it open*
Do robots have squishy bits?

*Puts on dark shades*

What if I told you that this; all of this; the castle, the wolves, even you; were all just part of a dream? A game, you might say?

And what if I told you that you could wake up any time?

 

[ThreeWords]

Snip.

You're a communist, Figment.

LENIN IS IMMORTAL AND HIS GLORIOUS TEACHINGS WILL LIVE ON FOREVER IN THE HEARTS AND SOULS OF THE WORKERS' PARTY

You're playing right into my hands.

We should have him dealt with...

 

[crewman_number_6]

St. Cuthbert, God of Retribution, is displeased at the lack of wolf slaying.

 

[figment of mind]

St. Cuthbert, God of Retribution, is displeased at the lack of wolf slaying.

On that note, mwhere is ERROR?! Seriously, I've had half a mind to hijack this thread and do it without her...him...it. Don't know if i would do it but still, getting tired of waiting cause team or not i want to go in.

You're playing right into my hands.

We should have him dealt with...

Riiiight. Well, tell me how that works out for you. As for me, good day. *walks off*

*Puts on dark shades*

What if I told you that this; all of this; the castle, the wolves, even you; were all just part of a dream? A game, you might say?

And what if I told you that you could wake up any time?

I'd tell you that until i can jump off of an 18 story building and live then i won't believe you.