Battle Royale!!! Escapist Style!

[shadowstriker86]

Objective: Kill the previous opponent using your imagination, make sure to quote or it wont count. I'll be joining the fray later, but i'll toss in the first contender:


Uber Bionic Turtle on a motorcycle with a rocket launcher

 

[Alex_P]

This is a forum game. Moved.

-- Alex

 

[Knight Templar]

Uber Bionic Turtle on a motorcycle with a rocket launcher

I throw my bible bomb, which kills the UBT with intensely mild inconsistency.

Spoiler

Was that right?

 

[shadowstriker86]

yep but now someone has to do you in

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I give a map to Knight Templar marking a spot of treasure, he finds the X and begins to dig. With my strategically placed crucifiction cross, I drop it on Knight, watching his body splatter on the floor.

Spoiler: Was that ok?

...

 

[terribleyetfun]

I gracefully jump through your window and wake you presenting you with a basket full of poisoned apples you immediately start munching on them but then you fall over dead I then start kicking you for no reason.

 

[goatzilla8463]

I nuke the room you are in from my military base in North Korea.

 

[fenrizz]

I nuke the room you are in from my military base in North Korea.

I sneak into your bedroom at night and choke you with a toxic pillow.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

I unleash my Classy Pink Dinosaur (pictured left) upon you. He tears off your arms and legs, then I set your torso on fire.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I run up to you and bust out Pandora upon you, you are blasted into tiny pieces by one of it`s many changing forms.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I tell Rorscach that you're a criminal. The rest explains itself.

 

[ravensshade]

I tell Rorscach that you're a criminal. The rest explains itself.

i bring you back to live on land and you die because you are a fish

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I tell Rorscach that you're a criminal. The rest explains itself.

i bring you back to live on land and you die because you are a fish

You regret bringing me back to land however, as I'm a zombie fish (Clue's in the title, really) so I eat you and all the population on the island!

 

[ravensshade]

I tell Rorscach that you're a criminal. The rest explains itself.

i bring you back to live on land and you die because you are a fish

You regret bringing me back to land however, as I'm a zombie fish (Clue's in the title, really) so I eat you and all the population on the island!

you forgot i brought you back to live which nullifies zombie status therefore killing you

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I tell Rorscach that you're a criminal. The rest explains itself.

i bring you back to live on land and you die because you are a fish

You regret bringing me back to land however, as I'm a zombie fish (Clue's in the title, really) so I eat you and all the population on the island!

you forgot i brought you back to live which nullifies zombie status therefore killing you

Seeing as you just killed a fish, you decide to eat me. However, you sadly undercook me and die of salmonella.