Battle royale

[Jonluw]

Hiya escapists.
[sub]And sorry if this has already been done to death ^_^'[/sub]

It's time for some fighting, don't you think?
[sub]Edit: I guess not... :'([/sub]
Instructions: The poster describes how they attack the next poster. The next user to post will then describe how they avoid, stop or survive the attack. Then they will continue to describe how they attack the next poster. And like that it goes on.

Allow me to demonstrate:

Aiming at the next poster, gun-arm fully extended, I fire my shotgun at the next poster.[sub]That's the weirdest grammar mistake I've made.[/sub]

 

[Jonluw]

<--Not Jonluw

With cat-like reflexes, I twist out of the way of the barrel; dodging all but one pellet which lodges itself in my left shoulder.
I follow up the dodge with a flip that can only be described as Matrix-esque, and use my newfound momentum to throw a flying kick in the direction of the next poster.

[sub]Like that[/sub]

 

[nuba km]

I use agility to double my speed and extremely out manoeuvre you followed by using discharge hitting all foes within close range