Can someone help me? I watched the direct inside my car, and now I desperately need like 50 gallons of Clorox to clean the stains out of... well, everything, really. Cloud was pushing my limits enough; Bayonetta's a Climax.
JenSeven said:
Welp, guess now Yahtzee has to review it. He has been commenting on Bayonetta never going to be in Smash, and now that she is, I think he might have to face it and review it.
Actually, he already reviewed it while stating why he doesn't want to give an actual review on it, and as someone who despised his Brawl review, I actually like the refreshing honesty and straightforwardness of his newest standpoint.
-He doesn't like Fighting games at all (though I feel like he'd enjoy Punch Out)
-He doesn't like Multiplayer games very much, particularly since most people make him uncomfortable.
-Gratuitous Fanservice, particularly Nintendo's, doesn't automatically equal a sale with him (though he isn't as autobiased as his haters like to think he is).
Adding Bayonetta wouldn't change his perspective at all from what I am aware. Adding a Single Player Story Mode would do it (which is why he bothered with Mortal Kombat X, even noting how he hated having to play it and how Smash 4 avoided a direct paddling because of it), but that ship has long since sailed.
